Recently relocated to Northern VA and looking for new friends (with benefits of course) I'm looking to find someone stress-free and relaxing. If you need drama to survive, please buzz off. I'm also Not interested in being the focus of some race or weight based fetish. If you are none of the above and can be okay with a cool chick that loves sex but isn't needy, say hi. One last thing - please... be a nice/good person. Yeah, we're gonna do filthy things to each other but I don't need no assholes in my life. Got it? And one other last thing - men who focus on nudes are a turn off. If I wanted to send them, I would have- you wouldn't have to ask.

My Ideal Person Fun, well-hung, funny and can take a joke, non-judgemental. But also reliable and stable. Flakes need not apply. If you can't man up and tell me you can't do something, it's gonna be a short conversation, ya dig?