I'm an iconoclastic, ectomorphic orphan with a sufficiently witty, creative imagination to keep your whims and desires in check. I've spent much of my adult life living a bit close to the edge which has taught me lessons that might elude more timid souls. I'm single, have a nice set of knees sandwiched between strong legs, lines on my face that tell you I have smiled often, an open, curious mind and generous, warm heart; coupled with a playful spirit and a sense of mischief. I understand humility and vulnerability and believe both are important for good sex. I'm STD free, have my own sense of style and actually understand the difference between making love and just burying the ole one eye. Legal Disclaimer... Ladies drink free... Slippery when wet... For adult use only... Must be at least 18 to enter… No assembly needed… Use only as directed… Clean when finished... Sanitized for your protection … No purchase necessary…Your mileage may vary…Batteries not included… Store in warm, moist place…. For recreational use only... Driver does not carry cash… Keep away from fire or flame... In case of emergency bring more wine or champagne... Do not fold, spindle or mutilate... Spankings and hair pulling optional ...In case of decrease in pressure, oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling, put yours on first and then help others... Defibulator ready - CPR certified… Check with a doctor if you have a history of heart problems before climbing aboard…. Must be at least 5 feet tall to get on ride… Clothing optional... Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop... Not responsible for lost items… Do not drink on ride…. Don’t change lanes without signaling…Reproduction strictly prohibited… Some equipment shown is optional… Package sold by weight, not volume, See label for further instructions... Valid within the continental US ... No other warranty expressed or implied... Offer subject to change without notice… No refunds… No artificial hormones or preservatives were used in the making of this product... Product specifications subject to change... Not valid with any other offer, and last but not least: SUBSTANTIAL PENALTY FOR EARLY WITHDRAWAL.

My Ideal Person I'm looking for the sacred and the profane; the slightly left-leaning lover of life and sexuality who looks good in, or preferably out of, skirts or khakis.

You cleverly excel at sex, while relishing and appreciating the value of conversation before, during and after the encounter.

You are kind to animals and children, guttersnipes and waifs, strays and snagglepusses.

You radiate heat--to warm me at night--and exude confidence and poise, even while performing a one-armed handstand.