I have some rules 1. Be real 2. Be honest 3. Be in shape -side note- Dear Denver.. please send some of your cute and athletic girls down to the Springs, there appears to be a severe shortage of them around here, whilst you have a surplus. Much appreciated, thanks! I'm funny- if not goofy as hell, smart, witty, sensible and I like to sleep in. I don't take life too seriously and I'm happy 99.99% of every day. I'm looking for some regular email or "real life" female friends first. I know better than to come on a dating site and expect to meet the woman of my dreams immediately. I am not expecting the world, no pressure, no nothing more than email if that's what we decide we want. If you happen to live nearby and enjoy going out for drinks, or dinner or just want to meet someone new and socialize, then that's perfectly fine with me, in fact, that's awesome. If we happen to have a connection that extends beyond simply being social, then we'll deal with that as it develops. If you do email me, please include a [B]normal[/B] picture.

My Ideal Person Be real, and don't have any drama in your life. I am carefree, simple and happy.. and I ask that you be as well.
Be someone who cares about how they look. Yes I get it "real women have curves", but I'm learning that is secret code for "I'm a big girl".. which is fine, just not my type. I want someone who can be in her bra and underwear and turn me on.
You don't have to be a model, but have some discipline and take care of your body.
Be intelligent, educated, be able to carry on a conversation about a myriad of topics. Be filthy dirty/very naughty and always be able to express/communicate that with me. Be comfortable in social situations and know how to get along with people. Lastly, be positive, happy and goofy.. like me!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Umm, can I keep this a secret until I get to know you a bit?

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Get back to me on this

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I don't think about this sort of thing..but if you asked
me, I'm sure I could come up with something.

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