I can't flirt---Women are likes cars, the faster they are and the smoother the curves the more men like them... Someone who knows how to use spell-check and is [COLOR firebrick][SIZE 10]NOT[/SIZE][/COLOR] from Ghana, Nigeria or a three day fake profile e-mail grabber..... I’m not interested in playing with anyone who’s married/attached or jabbas— Lesbian couples are OK as long as they are twins…I’m looking for an older female with the body of a twenty year old, or a twenty year old with the body of a twenty year old—-Not picky am I?---If you know the names of all the waiters at your nearest burger or pizza joint, don’t contact me--- I’m divorced, no , very experienced, have great hands, a good kisser, and everything works, my gut doesn’t hang over my belt and I have grey/white hair, earned thru the years by the trials and tribulations of fighting off the sh*theads of this world and on other planets--I’m sure our parts will fit together nicely---I’m not into dungeon & dragon games, you will be treated with respect, as every person should be, I’m here to have naked fun and enjoyment with you, and I’ll make every effort to see to it that you enjoy yourself too, after all I like sex and would like to practice in as often as possible— Every female on this site says they want to have fun---???--- What the F**K does that mean?...Does it mean climbing Mt. Everest, drag-racing down a winding trail at 500 miles/hr, bear hunting blindfolded, or getting stinking drunk at every bar in town, or maybe it means just getting naked between the sheets---Please clarify what you mean… If I like what I see in your photos and after reading your profile (yes I read them) I may contact you with a hot listing or a flirt---If your interested in contacting me to get to know what I’m about and what I can do for you, [COLOR crimson]then send me flirt and I’ll get back to you, (if you’re a hottie) before the sun explodes…[/COLOR] You want someone to be honest with you, there it is… Is that enough of a blurb for you? Have I scared you away?...

My Ideal Person If your interested in contacting me to get to know what I’m about and what I can do for you, then send me flirt and I’ll get back to you, (if you’re a hottie) before the sun explodes…

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
rubber, groucho marx, toejam football

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
i'd like to get barbie & ken together & see
what happens. does ken need a rubber?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
wearing a skindiver suit & going clam diving

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
no thanks, they're either looney or they're computer generated

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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