[SIZE 4][B]PLEASE READ THIS FIRST!!![/B][/SIZE] [U]GAY/BI GUYS[/U]: [B]FUCK OFF.[/B] I'm not interested. Go hire an escort!! [U]WOMEN[/U]: If you chat with me, please have a digital camera or camera phone so you can send me pictures and prove that you are who you say you are! If you are one of the 10 people left on this planet who doesn't at least have a shitty camera phone, then I'm probably not interested So - I'm sorry for starting off sounding like such a massive asshole here, but this site is crawling with braindead retards who like to send along pictures from their porn collection and say that that's them. Why these cretins think I want to spend my time talking to them, who knows Anyway... if you've made it this far, hopefully you're a down to earth REAL woman (or couple) looking for some REAL fun, and you've likely (and unfortunately) had to deal with some of the same crap that I have on this site! Here's what I say to you all: Raise your hand if you're into raunchy, ass slapping, ball licking, dick sucking, cum tasting dirty sex, and fantasize about swallowing loads and getting cum dumped all over your face. I'm looking for a depraved cock and cum lover who wants to spend time being my little slut - not only will you get to spend lots of time down on your knees, grabbing onto my nice muscular bubble butt, and sucking my thick juicy cock.. but I have a very charming, well-groomed gentleman side as well that you can indulge in as well. (Haha, yeah, i know - you don't believe me) Dirty talk aside, don't worry - I'm a very intelligent, respectful, down to earth, mild-mannered person in public with a very successful job - I just have my kinky side, like we all do. I'm very professional and look forward to meeting all the great ( and [B]REAL[/B] ) people on this site ONLY INTERESTED IN LOCAL FEMALES/GROUPS... THANKS!

My Ideal Person My intro pretty much says it all... if you find yourself fantasizing about a group of hot studs surrounding you and jerking off on you and covering you with cum, you're probably my type!