I've got 25 years of trickiness and creativity under my belt. And... according to a questionnaire which I took while sitting in a class I didn't belong in, I have a 75% social desirability. Maybe I should focus my educational aspirations on a psych major so I can sit around all day and answer true / false tests to find out how desirable I am? What's there to say? Stuck between a rock and a hard place. Literally. I'm that back country hiker who didn't bother to heed the warning signs that read Park Closed: Hungry Wild Ass-Bears Seen Mauling Hikers. I went ahead and ignored the signs, ran into a beastly bear, fell into a Batman lair-like cave as I tried to outrun the bastard, and got myself wedged between hell and a giant boulder. The question is where's the lost & found when you need it?

My Ideal Person <p>I want to meet someone to pick the bones out of my fish. I hate getting pricked by those damn things during dinner. I also want to meet someone who can tell the difference between Haribo and Black Forest gummi bears based on taste alone. They're not the same dammit!

<p>Sometimes what you're looking for is staring right back at you.
<p>Smile.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
rage, acdc, radiohead, etc...

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
To live in a place and time where you follow your every instinct. If you are hungry you eat, if you are angry you fight, if you are horny you fuck. That is If I wanted a women I could take her then and there and no one would even second guess my right to do so. I am stronger so why not.

Thats one, others are more generic, I like to be teased sometimes. Or to roleplay.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Oh yes milla jovavich from resident evil. Big time. That fantasy would take to long to explain.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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