My newer profile (juanmagicdonn) was deleted so I'm using an old one for now until they can fix it. It went like this... I wrote a whole lot of things in this introduction before. But really, I want to fuck...alot. It's casual. Relaxing. Makes me feel like getting the fuck out of bed in the morning and dealing with life just off the thought of some tasty pussy. Wet, warm, dripping pussy on my tongue. I've taken days out of the office and traveled long distances for some good pussy. YES, I have a job. YES I'm single. YES I'm fucking other women. YES they all know. Stop trippin' on me and get your shit right. I like fucking. Sucking. Licking. Rubbing. Bathing. Throbbing. Squeezing. And any other "ing" that makes your weehoo wet (including talk"ing"). AAAALLLLLL that shit. Alot. I talk alot of shit because I'm HIV/STD negative. I used to drink alot at bars. Now I drink alot at home (joke). I was a member four years ago. Met a nice young lady. Fucked on and off for a summer. Damn she was hot. Good times. Good times. Dated a few shorties on and off since. Now I'm back on AFF. Fuck it. What's really good? I've been thinking about moving to Amsterdam. They fuck alot. They have museums dedicated to sex. Sex Museums. I try to make art sometimes. I use the computer too often to create it. And, I usually just end up cumming to AFF when I'm uninspired. Actually, I'm not even sure if I ever stopped paying for my membership four years ago. I think after that summer with my one AFF chick, I was on a "good-luck-fuck-streak" or something. Anyway, I have some paintings I made in my hallway. One is of a stripper. She has a price tag on a string tied to her clit ring. Don't copy. I had drawn her from a postcard. It's not finished. See, that's that thug shit. Just ding...

My Ideal Person Laugh at my jokes. I like to think I'm funny. Big titties. Wet pussies. Fat asses. A few extra pounds to jiggle around, but not necessary. But most importantly, besides a nice round ass, is nice round big, bouncy titties. Big, juggly,-stick my cock in between, so they surround my dick and only my helmut cums out of your cleavage when you stroke it with those oil-soaked love mellons,-lick it baby, lick it-titties. And, nice, hard nipples that I can put my lips on while you ride me. Yup. You like that don't you?

No, I don't have any fetishes.

I've been with women (mostly Black) who are indigenous to various countries of this planet, and some from other planets. I've fucked Spanish, Asian, Puerto Rican, Blonde, Brunette, Redhead, African, Californian (joke) Japanese, and American, of course). So don't try to freak me out on some "jungle fever" shit. I'm not trying to be your first black conquest. If your fucking black chairs and black lamps, stay away from me. You know what the fuck I'm talking about. Otherwise, all races welcome. I do like foreign women, though. But really I like big titties and nice asses more. Older women can get it too. I've dated a 50 year old at age 32, so don't get it twisted Mrs. Robinson. I got a few dollars to spoil a young up and cummer too.

You: (1) have a pretty face. (2) a smooth body. (3) a nice smile. (4) know what you like, all sexual-like and stuff, but your not in a rush. (5) are curious to finding out what else you like. (6) are not some type of sex-crazed freak, man-eating, sado-masochist bitch. I told you leave me alone!!!! (7) are clean and sweet on the street ( are a dirty whore behind closed doors. (9) are D+D FREE (10) like your clit sucked by a man with a gap between his teeth...

Okay...you just like your clit sucked.

You: You can take it hard and fast from the dick, and, soft and wet from the tongue. I like to please or at least have fun trying. You like rodeo, tittyfucking and doggystyle, and whatever else you got in your little bag of tricks. You like me smacking you ass. You also like man who likes big tits. You like a man who's confident, and will make you feel dirty and ashamed, and pleasured and satisfied and wanting more. Bring it. Just give me five minutes. They'll be the best, damn five minutes of your LIFE!!!!

Just kidding...