We are two professionals usually living in the French Quarter in New Orleans. We are regular looking (no obvious scars or obesity), adventurous (we once had a threesome in Australia), and sexy (we think so, anyway). We have been together for six years. We are very comfortable with our relationship and we are looking to meet a nice couple or the rare single girl or the even more rare hung non-douchebag single guy. Feel free to contact us if you would like to get a drink sometime.

My Ideal Person Alive. Prefer no herpes. Actually, no herpes. Did we mention the clap? We don't want that either. In sum, no diseases. Seems obvious, but we don't want any confusion on that point.

Still a candidate after the first paragraph?

We are looking for interesting, professional people who have traveled extensively. People who like good books (we like anything by Walker Percy or Hunter Thompson, or books like All the Kings Men, The Corrections or Henderson the Rain King), TV Shows (our favorites are: Arrested Development, The Office, Flight of the Concords, Meet the Press), and movies (what we like: Donnie Darko, Scent of a Woman, Magnolia, Heat). People that enjoy good food and wine are also welcome. Finally, a sense of humor is a must.

Those were the qualifiers, now onto the deal breakers.

Gentleman:

Please do not wear sans-a-collar tight, ribbed shirts. I don't know who thinks this is a good idea, but we don't. This is doubly true if your shirt has a zipper on it.

Don't even get us started on leather pants. Owning a pair of leather pants is grounds for automatic dismissal. It is almost as bad as referring to a colleague as "brah" -- a word, that when coupled with "Git 'er Done" (eg. "Git 'er Done, Brah.") causes us to want to shoot ourselves in the face. Not really, but it does make us think that we might not have anything in common (no offense, brah.).

Ladies: We have a few simple criteria here. If you think that crocks are proper office attire (assuming you don't work in a hospital), we're probably not for you. Anyone out there think that sweatpants are appropriate outside of jogging? If so, we may not be a good match.

Everyone should be around our age and body type, please. With that, feel free to contact us. We look forward to hearing from you.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
There is a girl there. She has a vagina. It is awesome!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
on ceiling (like Lionel Richie)

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