Looking for fun... Prefer younger WHITE (CAUCASIAN) guys. Please don't wink or send me an invite without talking to me first. Step up to the plate guys...if you have something to say, say it. Have some class and for crying out loud, enough with the cookie pics. Seriously guys, if you don't send me a picture of your face, then I will just assume you were scarred by acid, befell some unfortunate smelting incident, or were just born ugly.
There is no polite way to phrase it but please be circumcised and have a full head of hair. I am attractive and treat my body with respect, so it is reasonable to expect the same from anyone who chooses to contact me.
My Ideal Person:
I'm looking for the Total Package guy...funny, sexy, smart, dog lover...If you're uptight, have no sense of humor, old enough to be my dad (or even my uncle), possessive, or MARRIED (guess what, SEPERATED means you are still MARRIED), then I am not your girl. I'm 5'9'', so if you're not taller than I am, you're not my guy.
Ladies, while I am very flattered, I only play with boys. I also have NO INTEREST IN ANY COUPLES and I have no desire to entertain your husband while he is on a business trip. My proximity to the airport does not mean that pilots should email me with their suite numbers and hope I show up for some "fun". Call a hooker or try one of the skanks on this site that feel the need to display pictures of the train being run on them or a pictorial of their last visit to the gynocologist.
5/08 By way of an update...I think I am terribly specific about what sort of guy attracts me. If your email is prefaced by "I am everything you are looking for BUT.."..Do I really need to say that there are no exceptions?
8/08 Again, I feel the need to be even more specific.(yes it is possible) When I say "please have a full head of hair" that means 1) you are not bald by heredity or by choice 2) your hairline is not receeded and there is no Trump comb over action. I am also very clear regarding my feelings on circumcision. It is pretty disappointing to recieve a pleasant email from someone who seems to fit the bill, only to find that they are not cut. If you have anything resembling a shar pei dog in your pants, don't email me! It's not my fault your parents were not progressive. Take notes fellas; there may be a quiz later.
To: Sydney University and all other institutions using this any HotMatch site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Lush, Curve, Poe, The Smiths, Mazzy Star, The Cure, Portishead,
BreakingBenjamin, The Pixies
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Keanu Reeves, Gerard Butler, Travis Fimmel, Larry Scott
(from the Acqua di Gio ad), Urijah Faber (the only short
man I will ever love)
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