hey! obviously you clicked on me out of either curiosity or you have a sense of humor.
I'm a new mother, so if you can't understand the fact that my munchkin is more important than you... too bad for you. I can't just leave at the drop of a hat i have to plan a week in advance so please work with me okay?
I'm starting to lay off this website because I'm not finding what I need. I thought I did, but obviously not. I need the basic intimacy, as its been pointed out to me. I've slept with one man in a year, and it was recently.
Also, If you can't stand the fact that I'm a decent woman with a sense of humor, please don't bother me. I'm So tired of the "Hey baby, wanna fuck?" lines that I'm about to tear my hair out. I Probably won't respond to you if your opening line is of that nature. This is a place for meeting people, and I highly doubt you'd walk up to a woman in a bar and say that in hopes of taking her home.
I Have a quirky sense of humor and I really can't tolerate stupid people. So if you have a brain, a car of your own (I'm tired of picking up guys) and an open mind, feel free to message me. If you don't, please don't waste my time as I'm not here to waste yours.
My Ideal Person:
Hmm what I'm looking for in a person. Thats an interesting one for me to answer. I'd really like someone who has the same sexual interests as me, because I'm not as wild and crazy as I once was, but I'm not saying I don't enjoy new things every now and then I just need to go back to just soft and gentle for a little bit. Know what I mean?
Also someone who isnt a complete asshole. Also, I love to play pool, so they have to at least know how to play. because 9 times out of 10, you can find me at a pool hall.
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Seether, Yellow Card, Staind, Mudvayne..and a few others.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, Under a waterfall, A hotel room
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation
Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.
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