29 more shopping days til my birthday.... im shopping for lingerie,sex toys, tirimisu,wood shims,ugly socks, and a plant....

i love the smell of garages...oil,gas,dirt, grass n dirt on the lawn mower, n maybe some paint

i love the smell of basements....concrete, dust, dampness, cool darkness n sometimes laundry....when i smell downy,,,the clouds part, the sun shines through, angels sing....n my voice quivers n i say o-o-o-o-o-o yeah!

i love the smell of construction sites... concrete, wood, dust, drywall, hydraulic oil, paint, exhaust from lifts,concrete trucks, and welders

i love "broken"...WITHOUT AMY LEE......acoustic guitar puts me in the mood to feel good !!![COLOR burlywood]

I AM A SINGLE SMALL TOWN PERVERT WHO IS SHY, BUT LIKES ALOT OF ATTENTION. I LIKE TO WEAR SEXY OUTFITS, TRY NEW THINGS, AND GO PLACES I HAVENT BEEN. FUN IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT. THINGS THAT SMELL GOOD LIKE NAG CHAMPA INCENSE AND PERFUME/COLOGNE MAKE ME HORNY.
I LIKE- pool,darts, and euchre
camping, hiking, and riding my bike
frisbee-day or night
riding my deuce ALOT
drinking beer around a fire
road trips
getting high and going to the movies
shocking people, making them laugh
telling dirty jokes
did you hear about the man with 5 penises?
he had a rubber that fit him "like a glove"?(enunciated like jim carey)

doing anything to music
the gitty/goofy mood i get
porn text messages
porn

rainbows,unicorns, and grilled cheese sandwiches

and what happened to steve buscemi?
i think mark anthony is the latin-steve buscemi

people watching
fuckin with people
dressin up in thrift store "get-ups"
takin pics of get-ups

the video for "sex on fire"

yonder mountain string band
live shows
cant help but laugh when i see a dog droppin a deuce
great america

agent provocateur

troublemakers,instigators,agitators

i would like to f..k a clown!, a cop, a teacher
...and a guy named Blake

i like colorful clothing in the sun, cuz it doesn't remind me of anything

overstating the obvious

burt reynolds- just makes me laugh
girls night out
giving anonymous fucked-up gifts at weddings/showers

My Ideal Person:
looking forward to my first experience with a woman. constantly fantasizing about how it would feel to kiss a woman, feel her hands on my tits, play dress up together, play with toys, touch,lick, and rub each other. can't wait to eat pussy and be fucked with a strap on. i think it would be so hot to be dominated by a woman- undressed,tied up, touched, rubbed, poked, teased!

couples: wood love to watch you have sex while i masturbate. . .

...and of course i love the classics...

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
TOOL, STAIND, AUDIOSLAVE, STP, STATIC X, SLIPKNOT, MUDVAYNE,
SEETHER, 3DAYSGRACE,

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A remote wilderness spot, being a guest at someones home-Can they hear us?-whocares!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage, nipples nipples nipples, love to watch n b watched sucking dick

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
no i havent....jack black, will ferrell,
adam sandler, and vince vaughn, dennis leary, seth rogen,
christopher walken at the continental..... i dont fantasize about them, but i like'em

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