In the words of that goddess, Mariah Carey:
Take this seriously, Like Pac, all eyes on me, That's right you are intrigued, I'm that chick you like.
You know this what it be, I'm like the lottery, Hot Bentley with the keys, Take me for a ride!
Light in the sky, Let's fly high, Boy, I got you Caught up inside of my haze, And you're gonna be gone for days!
I'm like that ooh wee, You're fiendin' to blaze up and taste me, Got flavor like ice cream, 'Cause I'm that chick you like!
And you know you need this man, And you know I got this man, Gonna be your everything, I'm that chick you like!
La, da, da, ooh wee, I'm that chick you like!
Boy, just relax and unwind, Pull me in and breathe, Once you do, There ain't no rules It's up to you.
Just keep on kissin' me, Hold on and baby we Can party all night through the night!
_____________________________________ ____________ First of all, unlike some women here, I am NOT offended if you send me your cock pic. In fact, I require that before meeting you. I need to know what I will be getting. I also need to see your face pic.
I prefer a cock 7 inches long and average thickness or better-6.5 inches is my minimum length. And no skinny cocks. Sorry. But I would rather finger myself than have a skinny dick.
I also enjoy hearing that you jerk-off to my pics and/or my erotic blogs that I post here. That is the whole point of me putting them here
Afterall, this IS a sex site. I think some people here miss that point. There are several people on this site that need to go elsewhere...like one of those other dating sites where people are looking for their soulmate. WTF is a soulmate anyhow???
Some info about me.... I am a short, curvy Portagee. My 41st birthday is just around the corner. I am thick in the middle and I wear womens' clothing size 14/16 or L/XL- not Plus Size. I used to be a lot bigger so a size 14 is like a fucking size 4 to me.lol
All in all, I am pretty happy with my appearance but I am always working on improving it. I'm not gonna beat myself up everyday if I can't get to that perfect weight.
I'm sure some of you men are looking for Barbie. Go and find her. But I guarantee you, Barbie can't suck you like I can Suck ya later, BJ
I think there are some questions I need to start asking BEFORE I meet men here. If you answer YES to any of the following questions, please do NOT message me.
1) Have you ever been incarcerated for a felony?
2) Are you currently on parole?
3) Are you currently taking phychiatric medication?
4) Are you under the care of a mental health professional?
5) Do you have a black cloud hanging over your head?
If any of these apply to you, I would rather not know you. My life is not perfect, but I am able to manage it fairly well. I am usually flying just under the radar and I really don't need any additional problems to deal with. I create enough for myself.lol
I think you can tell from my writings here that I am very straight-forward. No beating around the bush here. I tell it like it is. If you can't handle that, then move on. I don't deal with babies. The chronological age has nothing to do with it. I have met 37 yr old babies
I have found that many younger men under the age of 30 have the right attitude. They get this for what it is; great sex and a little friendship. Nothing more. They don't get clingy. And they DO make themselves available.
I know, I know. Some of you DO have jobs that you have to go to. But that's why the younger boys are nice. They can cut school here and there or skip a day of work at the burger joint and their world won't fall apart.lol
Oh, I DO love the young boys Suck ya later, BJ
7/4/09 As of 10am today, my profile has had 89,960 views. That's just crazy.lol Oooohhh, kinda turns me on!
5/24/09 My pic votes have been deleted by this site for about the fifth time now. I noticed last nite that they were back to zero. I would have a few hundred or more votes for several of my pics.
I don't know why I bother staying on this site when they keep screwing up my profile. But I have paid up through September, so you will be seeing me until then.
I could leave this site now and be just fine. I have met several awesome men here. I keep in touch with the really good ones and meet them as often as I can. They know who they are
5/21/09 So this damn site deleted my profile intro and all my other text here. Great. This is the SECOND time this has happened.
Don't know why I am paying all this money to be here. And not to mention that this site has stolen money from me, as well. They returned some of it, but still owe me.
So now I will have to rewrite my profile and put my awesome hookup stories back on here.
It will take me some time, please be patient. Thankfully, I have an excellent memory. I guess I am gonna have to keep a journal, separate from here, so that I have a record of everything, since I can't count on this site to not screw up things here.
Let's see if they even post these comments.
Suck ya later, BJ
6/5/09 I am surprised that I can actually sit down after the night I had last night
I met a new friend from this site. We drove to a remote area and he worked me over in his crew cab. And all I can say is, it's a good thing that nobody was within earshot of us. Cuz if anyone had heard me, they would have thought I was being murdered This guy has the biggest damn cock I have ever seen! It is 9.5 inches fully erect and I so thick I couldn't even open my mouth wide enough to suck it.
After attempting to suck and lick it and his delicious nutsack, he finally rammed the thing in me. And OMFG! It was the best fucking I have ever had!
He really knows how to control it, too. Even when I was yelling at him to fuck me harder, he throttled me without killing me. His cock did bottom out a few times, but nothing like some smaller men do to me when they ram my pussy so hard that I bleed. Jeez.
And when he was fucking me missionary, I reached under to feel how far his big, fat cock was in me. Most of it went in. I also rubbed his balls while I was reaching back there. Mmmmm. So fucking hot
I told him I felt like a cock-sucking failure cuz I really couldn't do much with his cock. He said most women can't. And he said nobody has ever made him cum from head. I believe that. That's a whole lot of meat to work with.lol He said he is more into fucking than getting his cock sucked anyhow.
I have to say, that truly IS a cock that was made for fucking
If I could've spent the night with this guy, I would've let him fuck the hell out of me ALL night long.
I told him I will be stopping by his house on the next visit. I want him to work me good in a bed.
He wants to fuck me in the ass with that monster cock. He likes my asshole, says it's nice and tight He fingered it But hell, doesn't anyone fuck the pussy anymore?? Call me old-fashioned.lol
I might be a Size Queen BJ
5/22/09 I had an interesting hookup this past Monday. A sexy, 26 yr old came up from LA just to see me.
Apparently, he was having car problems about halfway thru his drive. But instead of calling me and cancelling, he continued on-HIS choice. About the time he rolled into Redding at 4am on Monday morning, his truck took a complete shit. He was able to get to the motel that I recommended.
So I go to his room on Monday morning. We talk for a bit and I showed him my profile here. I think he was amazed at my inbox and the shitload of messages that I get. Believe me, it took me a while to get used to it.lol So, I showed him my pics and my video. He liked them. And I showed him some of the smokin' chicks on this site (other than me-hehehe). He was amazed.
Then we got down to business, as you can see from the pics. We also made a rockin' video, but when I try to load it here or email it to anyone, it comes back with an error. Still working on that.
All in all, the sexcapade was awesome. But all the other shit I had to deal with was crazy. I had to drive my friend across town to the auto place that was fixing his truck. And I went back later and drove him to the bank so he could get money(hey, credit cards and a checking acct are great to have). I thought I was gonna have to give him money to get him on his way. But he did actually have money.lol
I seem to have bad luck with men under the age of 30 whose first names begin with J. This is the second guy in that category that I have had trouble with.
But it does seem that the nutty ones are smokin' in the sack!! Suck ya later, BJ 
My Ideal Person:
I prefer men under the age of 30. But I will meet men up to the age of 45 if they arouse my curiosity.
Bottom line, men under 30 know when to keep their mouths shut and their dicks moving
Some of you older guys just don't know when to shut the fuck up! Meaning-you ask stupid questions that piss me off. Like...Did you cum yet? ..... Are you gonna cum???? My response to those questions is .... Fuck NO! I certainly won't cum now that you asked me that!!
Stop worrying about wether or not I am gonna orgasm. Just do your job and do it well. Truthfully, only a few men have ever made me orgasm. So don't take it personally if you can't make me cum. I am not your average woman. My pussy is NOT easily impressed. I am wired differently, that's all. I still have a good time even if I don't cum.
And another thing...Don't ask me if I can prove that I am as good as I say I am. I think my pictures, my video, and my testimonials speak for themselves.
I should be asking YOU what you can do for me. Too many men claim to be the best pussy-licker, the best fucker, the best whatever. Let ME be the judge of that.
Yes, I do know what I want. That comes with age, honey. Remember, I'm 40, not 20. So you will have to work hard to impress me. Suck ya later, BJ
What are your favorite musicians or bands?: Queen, Def Leppard, Journey
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?: Anywhere
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: GINA GERSHON!!! She is so fucking sexy! And that mouth!
Have you ever had cybersex?: I have cybersex quite often.
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