Hi Guys! After a few years away, I'm back. My boy left me for some job elsewhere and now I have to start over looking to fill those mighty big shoes. You fellas better be up for it! If you remember me from the chatrooms a few years ago, I'm quality goods. I'm gonna be very choosey too. So here are some general tips if ya wanna even get past the delete button on the e-mail: [COLOR crimson]> No dick pics. Good God guys, if you lead with that head, I can just tell where all of your decisions will be made in the future. Use your other one – the one further north – to get me. > Any messages that start with “wanna fuck” or “hey baby” or some other such classy comeone goes right into the trash. C'mone fellas, you can be more creative than that! > Face pics are a must. Sorry, but its a girl's perogative to see your face first. I'll be happy to send mine after I have determined that you are worth bothering with. > Fill out the friggin profile dammit! Who the hell are you and what the hell are you lookin for?! Tell me. > Married dudes need not apply. Don't need the drama of an extra momma. > I have my own place and so should you. If I can't eventually see your place, then you gotta momma you're hiding. See above. You would be surprised how many liers there are here! Whoda thunk! > CLEAN, D/D FREE, proper grooming, can use full sentences, your own teeth and your own hair (bald guys are OK, just be yourself), and above all, funny. Nothing worse than a guy who can't laugh. Yea, I'm talking to you Banker19xx... boorring![/COLOR] I'm also looking for girls to mess with too. I am truly bi and love all of it. My last relationship was with a college girl. Taught her everything she knows. LMAO! College girls – don't learn about Sappho from your sorority sister, let a real woman show you the way. No one will know and I'll even help you with your homework. Sex homework! Guys are the primary target here, but don't be threatened by the bi thing either. I love to feel and smell and be next to a man most of all. A real man that is. What you get is one sexy chick ready to ride all night long. I love sex and it shows. My last guy (why the hell did you leave you selfish bastard! LOL) spoiled me and you should be ready to do the same. I love to show affection and if you can't handle a gal who is a little on the funloving and rowdy side, then keep looking buster. I'm damn fun and damn good. I tell it like it is and then reach right around and pull you down on the bed. So c'mon guys – who's gonna take the challenge?!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The middle of a park, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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