I am going to be more honest about myself than I have been in years. I'm moody, controlling, demanding and usually an all around bitch when I'm in a relationship. I like to have things my way and if I don't get it, well, lets just say your life will be miserable. I am a reformed cheater, and to me that means 5 years of not screwing around on boyfriends. I don't like cheaters. On the flip side, I'm a pleaser when it comes to my friends. I'm loyal to a fault and will do anything I can to help you out. I've pretty much realized that I'm not gonna find much here, but I've made some great friends so I'll stick around.
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My Ideal Person:
IF YOUR MAIN PROFILE PICTURE IS A DICK, AN ASS, A BOOB, OR A TWAT... I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU ARE ONE.
I am not interested in Military Gentleman of any sort. I have the highest respect for you boys and what you do, but I have no interest in dating or sleeping with you. Also, if you have children this is not an absolute deal breaker but it is a big turnoff for me. I hate baby mama drama.
If you've gotten this far.... go down this check list: if you answer YES to ALL (and I do mean all) of these questions then you MIGHT have a shot.
1. Are you Single? Not separated, attached, ummm I dunno, or it's complicated. Single.
2. Are you Caucasian? No disrespect to the others, just not my preference.
3. Are you Under 35? and yes to the older gents, I know I'm missing out.
4. Do you LIVE in Raleigh? Not I'm there a few times a month, or I'm coming for a week sometime next month. Live here means Permanent Residency i.e. you get your bank statement here.
5. Can you RUN up 2 flights of stairs without stopping or getting winded? I'm fairly active and need someone who can keep up.
6. Does someone other than your mom think you're cute? Your Grandma and Aunt don't count either.
7. Can you write an email or text without using: UR, IC, or any numbers representing words? That Just irks me. I prefer proper use of the English language. Besides, it's just lazy.
8. Can you answer at least 2 categories in every round of Jeopardy? That means at least 20 questions per episode for those who probably can't answer yes to this question. I consider myself intelligent and want someone who is my equal.
9. Are you friends with at least one of your exes? If not, well I'm not interested. It means you date crazies, or you aren't grown up enough to be in a relationship.
10. Are you okay with me being friends with mine? Cause I'm friends with most of them. There's no chance we'll be getting back together but why lose someone who knows you that well.
Congratulations! If you've made it this far I'm SLIGHTLY impressed. Now, write me an email telling me EXACTLY what you're looking for. Don't tell me you wanna take me to dinner if all you want to do is fuck. It wastes your time and mine. Just so I know you have actually taken the time to read this and you still want to respond, make the subject line of any email ATTN: Platupi. (Even though it's not really a word it should be. Damned Platypuses.) Also, if you do send me an email, don't just write three words, I will delete it. I don't care how cute you are.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, An airplane, A dark back alley, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, At a nightclub
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Voyeurism
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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