FUN, FUNNY, FUCKABLE – that’s us!
We are a committed couple that likes to have fun – hot, erotic, naughty, nasty intimate fun, with each other and others. We are full-swap, prefer same room but are flexible – as long as we can still hear moans, grunts and giggles close by, we’re good. We like to play together, but he has a hall-pass as long as he shares the juicy details. We don’t mind one-nighters, but if we all had a good time, repeat performances are always welcomed.
A list of our no-no’s: Pls no drugs, no drama, no diseases, yada, yada,yada….. you know the routine. And we only respond to emails that have pics – couples, we want to see both of you. Men – pls show us your big head (the one on your shoulders). NO SMOKERS!
My Ideal Person:
What we do want are upbeat, fun people with a great sense of humor and a zest for life. If you can laugh in bed, that’s a plus. She’s laughed at my cock, but only because it was singing Christmas Carols in June.
She prefers Caucasian men; likes tats, goatees, and thick dicks. He likes the woman to have a pulse and boobs.
If you are one of the following, we would love to play. Couples – 1 male + 1 female, prefer straight. No bi, bi-curious or gay men. It’s just not our thang! In the heat of the moment, a little girl on girl is okay, but she really prefers men.
Single UNATTACHED Males – she LOVES cock. So here’s the deal, when she decides she wants an extra dick, it’s her game. If she invites you to join us, she wants clean (not over-cologned) sexy, funny and charming, with a nice clean thick dick that gets and stays hard for hours. What is sexy? CONFIDENCE! Wimps, Wusses or shy-guys – don’t bother contacting us. AND YOU MUST HOST! We figure a hotel room with guaranteed playtime is better than the cost of a club and only a slight chance of getting laid.
We practice safe sex.You know how Rednecks have safe sex? They mark the sheep that kick backwards. We, and you, use condoms!
Lastly, we CANNOT HOST! But we enjoy house parties, clubs, hot tubs, campgrounds, submarines. Any place we can git nekked and play.
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