I'm all about chemistry.....
It's either there or it isn't. Whether it's one night or a lifetime, you gotta have it....
I like: younger men, confidence, midnight swims, kisses on my upper back, younger men, moustaches, smiles, Bloody Marys, gentlemen, younger men, manners, traveling abroad, oral sex, movies, New York City, a sense of humor, the color red, storms, kissing, younger men, and, oh so many other things.
PLEASE understand that I lead a very busy life and may not get back to you right away. I try to answer all of the many messages I get, except those that are one-liners asking me to fuck or suck or serve you. If you are looking for someone to meet, say hello and immediately fuck, then please pass me by. While I am not looking for the love of my life, nor do I need to know you for months, I do want to know something about you and see if we have that "chemistry"--don't you? I also rarely chat online because I just don't have the time. One more thing--if you do want to meet me, please have the courtesy to ask a few days in advance. And if you do ask and I agree to meet you, please have the courtesy to show up because I will.
A note to the few men out there that think just because I am overweight that I am desperate and will fuck anyone....THINK AGAIN. I get more offers than I have time or desire to accommodate. I'm not bragging, it's just a fact. Now that you know this, please don't email me after I politely decline your offer to tell me I should be grateful for what I can get. I can be selective and I am selective based on many factors. I can't find every man appealing, just as every man can't find me appealing. So if I politely decline your offer, please be mature enough to go on with your life and not take it so personal.
I just want to enjoy life, and for me that includes sex and being in the company of someone I like. I'm not looking for anything exclusive or committed, but I'm not opposed to a relationship either if I think you are "Mr. Right For Me".
I am really not the type of person that "promotes" my sexual skills or brags about having "class". If we make it to the bedroom, you can judge for yourself any skills I have. And I think a person that has "class" doesn't have to tell people that they have it.
I am a "big girl", so please don't contact me unless you are attracted to BBWs. If you can't meet me in public initially, then we don't need to meet at all.
Please be somewhat close to me geographically, or if you travel to my area on business that's okay too. I have no interest in driving any distance for what may or may not turn into something. I've tried it and it's not for me.
Guys... I know you are proud of your cocks and you have every right to be. However, if you don't have a face pic to go with it, I probably won't meet you. You don't have to have one posted here, but you need to have one available. If you can get a picture of your cock on here, you should be able to have a face picture somewhere. And if you don't have any pics, come on--it is 2008 and there are many ways to get a picture--just ask me and I'll tell you!
I am not interested in phone sex, seeing you masturbate on cam or in exchanging erotic mail and pics. The novelty of those things wore off several years ago. Plus, there are a lot of women on this site that like those activities.
Please note that I injured my knee in Egypt in 2004 and had surgery on it when I returned to the states. The surgery did not help much, so I walk with a slight limp and some sexual positions are not feasible.
I'm not really online all the time...I just never log off, so don't let that fool you.
So--unless you really enjoy GIVING and receiving oral sex, please do not contact me. If you do not appreciate a large woman, do not contact me. If you are only interested in your pleasure, do not contact me--I'm here for MUTUAL PLEASURE--not just yours. If you are married, do not contact me.
TO THE WOMEN ON THIS SITE THAT HAVE COPIED MY TEXT: I really don't mind if you use my text here to get some ideas for your own introduction...actually it is somewhat flattering. BUT please don't copy the same exact introduction text!! These words are my own original thoughts and wants. I was accused of copying this from someone else's profile (more than once, I might point out) and when I looked, they had copied my profile exactly as I wrote it! Of course they left out a couple of things, but otherwise it was my text verbatim! Now I realize this may not be a big deal in the whole scheme of life, but I think it is a great profile that lets men know about me, FROM ME! If you need help writing your profile, I would be glad to help you....just ask! But please don't just "take" all my words.
My Ideal Person:
I'm looking for a man that is NOT married, is NOT married, is NOT married, keeps his word, is attracted to BBWs (Big, Beautiful Women), has a sense of humor, LOVES oral sex (both giving and receiving), does not feel the need to exaggerate or lie about his sexual likes and dislikes, and lives within 100 miles of me OR travels to my area. He should also bathe daily, have a car and a job, brush his teeth, have some manners, etc. A picture is a MUST before meeting.
I'm not being judgmental on the married issue, I just don't like sneaking around and I want to be with someone that can be seen in public with me.
The distance requirement comes from experience. I have found it is very difficult to meet someone far away UNLESS they travel to my area.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Food Play
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
John Travolta....mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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