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Hi, I'm a Divorcing WF seeking romance. I love the outdoors hiking, mountain biking (not very good) and ATVS. A California transplant I hate being stagnant want to get up and go meet new friends who are in the same boat or don't mind jumpin in my boat. Raised in the Los Angeles Area I'm a party person adore being out and about whether it's a small get together with friends or an extravagant affair. I've been told I have a pretty good sense of humor and I definitely love to make people laugh. What makes me giggle? South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Classic Mel Brooks and most anything with Will Ferrell. Movie genre, if it's a comedy or a horror flick I've probably already seen it. Send me a note if you'd like to chat.
My Ideal Person:
Funny, funny, oh did I mention funny. A killer sense of humor is a must. I have a warped sense of humor at times... well all of the time. It may take a while to understand it but when we click there's nothing like it. Love to see your eyes so please include a picture as that is very important to me. Dynamite smile doesn't hurt either. Charm my socks off and I'll try to do the same. Well we can start with our socks and go from there.
What are your favorite musicians or bands?: too many to count never leave home without AC/DC, BeastieBoys, Kid Rock I could go on and on.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?: An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator, Anywhere
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: Nope worked with them on occasion. Dont understand the privilege or entitlement they seem to feel due to the fact they are able to play dress up. Certainly they have a degree of artistic talent as do people who paint, sculpt and draw. Therefore I say celebrities NO, a real person is my idea of a great time.
Have you ever had cybersex?: No way. I only want skin on skin.
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