My Ideal Person:
Not really looking for a relationship at this time, but if it happens, cool. More than anything I'm just looking for some GREAT sex with someone who is clean, D/D free, intelligent, discrete, trustworthy and open-minded. I prefer men that are taller than me... I'm 5'8"... and have a special fondness for brown hair... or bald.

I automatically filter for men with pics... and no, I don't mean face pics. I really don't care much about that... I want to see your cock. If you've not got at least one cock shot so I can see what I'm going to be playing with, don't bother. I won't reply. And men with videos get top-priority. And a poor grasp of the English language turns me off, too. Punctuation, grammar... yes, those are a turn-on.

I'm not looking for a good old boy... if you're hobbies include hunting, fishing, off-roading, polishing your truck or listening to country music, we're probably not compatible.

Conservatives need not apply. Also, please, if you have hairy balls, grab a razor and shave that shit. Smooooooooth is delicious!!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Too numerous to mention, but the Fratellis are my current
favorite band.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Just one??


Well... I would love to have an encounter with two men. Two
BI men, who aren't afraid to touch each other, as well
as me.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Sean Connery. Because, Christ, he's hot... everything
about him.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.