Why would a man send an email like this???
Subj: you are a joke
i am sick n tired of women like u on here just teasing, playing etc...u have big dreams they are only fulfilled in the spirit world, not here in real time-man has destory that.as that special man, u don't sound special, have u tried going to church n jointing a bible class-u may find him there, any guy with with u r attitude n disposition would have to be a fool, lots of luck in your world of sugar plumbs and candy sticks
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Yes, I am aware that this is an adult site and yes, I'm all about finding great sex. But c'mon guys!! Do you really think a woman is going to be turned on by an email that says "hey bitch, let's get nekked and fuk"????? Show a little class, will you please?!?!
About NSA relationships.... To all of you guys looking for a NO STRINGS ATTACHED relationship... let me clarify my thoughts on that. I am NOT looking for a fuck-buddy! I enjoy the comfort and security of a committed relationship so I guess you could say I DO want the strings attached. I just don't want a noose around my neck that chokes the life out of me. All I want is a simple "string" to let me know it's there and can be cleanly cut if the relationship ends. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sick of being alone! I WANT a man in my life! I WANT a relationship! I WANT that sense of family again! And I WANT the security of being married again! That's my New Year's resolution for 2009.... to find the man that can fill this void in my life. I realize that this is probably going to put an end to the mountain of emails I get every day. But that's ok because most of those emails were just "cum fuck me's" anyway. And don't waste your time emailing me to tell me I'm on the wrong site now because I still believe this is where I'm going to find him. Why? Because the man I'm looking for isn't some whiney-ass crybaby like I've found on the other sites. This man will be strong but not an asshole, confident but not arrogant, sensitive but not a wimp, dominant but not controlling, and sexual but not a horn-dawg. Pretty big shoes to fill, huh? Think you're up to the challenge? Then email me... 
Yes, I do have photos of my face and I will be happy to share them once I feel comfortable with you. And I think it's only fair that I see a photo of you if you expect to see mine. I understand that some of us aren't comfortable showing our face on this website but if you contact me with the expectation of meeting in person then please include a photo of yourself. Otherwise, don't expect a response.
I'm a little shy when I first meet people but it doesn't take me long to warm up. I don't want to spend weeks on end emailing each other but I do expect to exchange at least a few emails getting to know a little bit about you before we meet in person.
About me.... I'm not a Barbie-doll so I certainly don't expect to find Ken. But I do take care of myself and I'm in pretty damn good shape for an old broad. I have a great job (although my schedule sucks) and I own a very nice home. Bottom line... I can pay my own bills and I've got my shit together. I don't need a man to take care of me. I just want a man to share my life with.
My Ideal Person:
First and foremost, you need to have a job or at least be able to pay your own bills! Secondly, I adore kids (I really do!) but I've already raised my kids (and step-children) and I'm not interested in raising more. Finally, I'm hoping you will be a man that still remembers how to laugh and enjoy the lighter side of life.
What are your favorite musicians or bands?: Eagles, Kenny G, Rascal Flatts
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?: A bed, The beach, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: I'm tired of fantasizing! I want the REAL thing!!!
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