This site has me jaded.. or maybe its life in general. Sometimes you just feel the need for more... anyways on with the regularly scheduled program *lol* Lets get this out of the way first, I am fat. Shocking huh. I am also not a hoe, , slut, or any other of those nasty little terms, but i do enjoy sex. And may be a little perverted. I don't think that there is anything wrong with that. However, I do still act proper and polite in public and expect the same out of the other per. I have a quirky perality. I like to laugh and make people laugh. I usually don't watch much TV, although i do like movies. I usually think of myself as a rather boring per, although others seem to think differently. I do have a young , which means that being mom comes first. And sometimes as much as i may want to be "doing" something else it is my responsibility to be mom first( and no not your mama either *lol*). ( i do know this is repeated later on, but for some guys .. not saying you necessarily .. once just isn’t enough. ) PS ... no I’m not a bitch at all ... which this all makes me sound like *lol* However guys seem to think since a woman is on this site they are not due the same respect as a woman you met on the street ( not corner).

My Ideal Person I don't think I will find what I’m looking for its not realistic even though I don't ask for much.. but here are a few to start out with that must be met.

Honesty is key, not only in the bedroom but also everywhere else! Looking for someone with a little bit of patients, heck a lot of patients. Quite frankly i am never going to show up at someone’s door step or have someone show up at mine fuck then leave. Sorry, but i am a sane person and would prefer to be a little safe. Not to mention i can't just hop up from the computer and get it on, cause of having a lil one and other responsibilities. And even though sometimes I don't even like it ( aka when I’m needing attention *w*) they do come first *LOL* I would appreciate someone who is sane and wants to make sure i am as well.

Obviously you notice a pattern here, so i will say this as well. I am not looking for a one night stand. I am looking for a person for a long term relationship, wither that’s just sexual or more serious that really depends on us.

As for person wise .. i do like older men ( i have limits i think 10 years older is plenty, but there are always exceptions for almost everything ), mostly because of their maturity level, so if your younger but are mature and nice poke your head in and say hi as well * snickers * wow that was bad.. i also like men taller then myself.. not looking for a hunk or anything i am not all that and a bag of chips and i appreciate more rustic men.. I’m not into that underwear model, buff beach hunk, meterosexual male girly man crap.. normally its the eyes and voice that do me in anyways *lol* mmmm or the lips ( my bad but watching someone’s lips move while they talk can me mesmerizing for some reason )

There are 3 things that i can NOT handle and WILL not handle. Lies is the biggest of these. No one likes to be lied to and that’s how resentment and anger brew so be honest. Drinking. I do understand that its near impossible to find a guy who doesn't drink, but if you want to know why ask later. Smoking. Smoking of any kind is not good for me, I have allergies and the smoke aggravates the situation.

Okay 4 .. Because of the barrage of married men here recently I feel I should put this out there.. I am not interested .. I do not care if your wife is fine with it .. I am not ..same goes for attached fellas..if even though your steady with a girl your looking for more.. You need to take a few and re think what your doing and why.
Above all I expect to be respected and will do the same in return.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
DANZIG, Steppenwolf, BifNakid, Outkast, Gwen Steffani,
Amy Winehouse

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Get to know me well enough and you'll find out.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Candle Wax, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Nope .. i haven't ever even fantasized about anyone
... if im fantasizing usually its hands eyes and *eg* other
parts and the feeling they create.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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