[SIZE 2][COLOR royalblue]I think my title says it all...but for those who are seeking a longer answer, here it is. I love to laugh and make people laugh, my sense of humor is amazing! I love to go to the movies, shop ( I have a thing for shoes and bags), cooking, girl scout cookies, and porn! Yes, I said it, porn! Truth is, most women like it, but are too embarressed to admit that they are. I am very optomistic, and try to look at the positive side of everything. Try it, it works! lol. Freak by nature, and VERY MARRIED! So you are probably asking me the reason for being on this site, huh? LOL, Glad you asked (and even if you didn't then I'm answering anyways)... primary reason for being on this site is to find someone to join the bedroom with me and hubby (women/couple), or a truly plutonic friendship (men). My husband is very aware or everything that I do, including this site. So please read my profile in its entirety before contacting me and asking me "What are you looking for?" I did not put pics of my face on the site because of the area that we live in. It's small, and boring, and I HATE IT! If you live in the area, then you probably know why I am here, as are many people that are here. But please believe, that I am far from being ugly. I am what most would consider thick, fuller in the ass, hips, and thighs, but not fat! [/COLOR] [COLOR royalblue]Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that I am such a sarcastic ass! Maybe you figured it out, and if not, then you probably shouldn't continue reading my profile....LMAO :))[/COLOR]

My Ideal Person This is a two fold answer. If we decide to make you a "bedroom buddy", then DISCRESTION IS A MUST!

Now for the fun part, the women and the couples. Yes, I am bi-curious and have never been with a woman before. Me and hubby are seeking a beautiful young women to join the bedroom with us, as well as couples. DDF and freaky are a must! And by couples, I mean either married, engaged, or committed to each other. Also, not knocking anyone's hustle, but I'm not into BBW or overweight women/men. Now there is a difference between thick, and overweight, and you know which catergory you fall into.

For the single men, I am only seeking strictly plutonic friendships,for now. So if that's not something that you think you can deal with, or want, then don't wast your time or mine. Also, if you are seeking one night stands, or just to see how many women you can add as your friends, because you think that validates you as a man, then keep it moving. I can do the email thing for a short time, but I prefer to be face to face. If I feel that we hit it off, then maybe I'll invite you to the bedroom with me and hubby, (yes he will be included, and no he is not gay). It's for my pleasure only! Don't send me a picture of your dick and think that will turn me on, because it doesn't. Bragging about how good you are doesn't excite me either, so just don't do it. Also, don't approach me with offers for sex. Trust, if that's all I wanted, I would not need to be on this website to do it. I'm not desperate or hard up, so don't come at me like I am.

If you are a woman in the area, and just looking for a someone to hang out with or talk to, then email me as well. Be forwarned, I don't like fake women, which is why I don't have many female friends now. If you fall into that catergory, then please bypass me now. Also, I am a very generous person, and I don't mind giving, but please have some cash to go to the movies evey now and again....lol

Whew, that was a mouthful, and I think I covered it all, and if not, don't be afraid to ask. I don't bite, unless you want me too!