PLEASE READ MY PROFILE! I've already updated my profile five times to help you guys weed yourself out of the running, but I don't think it's mattered. My Gold Membership keeps running out out, so sometimes I can't view full profiles. Thank you to those of you who've upped my membership I hope I've paid you back in some respect I do make it a point to try to reply to all messages worth my time, except if you're a completely disrespectful creepy asshole, you know, that just doesn't work with me. Sorry for being so blunt. but fucking A. I'm giving you a chance to tell me more about yourself than how you can lick my pussy for hours or want to fuck me. I mean, duh, why else does this site exist? I'd like to know a bit more about someone. What makes you special. When you click with the right person, the sex is soooooo much better.
I guess I've been on here a while now. I'm just out of a long-term (four year) relationship. Not sure exactly what I want, but I'll know when i find it I may have found it, since I'm now seeing someone from here, but I've got a membership open and still testing the waters. I'm very sexual and have finally been sated. Do you like to lick pussy? It's my favorite. I've met a guy who's great at it... but never much once mentioned it in a message. Hmmmmm... I wonder why... maybe because I asked people not to. If you can make me cum with your tongue over and over you're mine, but I'd like to like you first.
I noticed I started getting hits, flirts and emails before my profile was even filled out completely. Like vultures. FAIL! Please read my profile and respond accordingly. I'm horny, not desperate! My pics aren't all there is to me. Yeah. I know I'm pretty hot, but I'm also a person, and please treat me as such! I don't want to come across as a bitch, but I just think I should be treated as more than a piece of meat. Thank you, and I hope to hear from the actual good people who are out there. Of course, that's to be determined by me. I know bullshit when I see it. Also, if you try to IM me where I chat and I haven't given you permission, I will not accept your request. No exceptions. I've already had to delete a couple of my new "friends" here for that very reason. I don't like pushy guys. If I'm on chat here, DO NOT try to start a conversation with something along the lines of "Do you want to fuck?" or "Hey, are you free this afternoon for some sex?" I'm not a whore. I'm a lady and expect to be treated like one. Just because I have a high sex drive doesn't mean I'm easy. Also, if I haven't responded to an email of yours, don't keep sending them and looking desperate. I have at least 20 messages to sort through in a day, so it's been rather difficult. If I don't reply, please don't think I'm being rude. A girl's only got so much time on her hands.
I don't want to commit myself to this site quite yet. I've already met one great guy and may be happy with that. I don't know?. I just joined and have had some great responses. For now, though, I'm just testing the waters.
PLEASE, NO ONE UNDER 26 YEARS OF AGE! Did you read that? Seems like a lot of you don't actually read profiles. You will be ignored or I will shoot you down. I'm looking for a MAN, and I don't care what you say to convince me, you are still a boy. No exceptions. I have the right to be picky
My Ideal Person:
I'm an intelligent woman. I can tell if you're intelligent by the messages you send. There is a difference between "there" and "their" and "they're". "Whether" and "weather" also have different meanings. There is no such word as "irregardless". "Than" and "then". I understand typos, and can forgive them, but there's a difference between a simple typo and being dumb. I'm not a grammar Nazi, but I do find intelligence a huge turn-on. Challenge me. I like a guy who I know will be able to carry on good conversation and make me laugh and smile. If you say you're overly experienced or come across as a player, I will ignore you. I want a safe, clean guy. I'm not looking to catch whatever your last lay gave you. Trust is important. I'm not looking for mind-games or psychopaths. Tell me something more about yourself than you think I'm sexy or you're great in bed. That can come out in chat at a later date. You only get once chance to make a first impression Make it your best.
I'm looking for a nice guy. Someone who's genuine and smart and funny and caring and knows how to treat a lady. Do they actually exist? Is chivalry dead? I'm not spam or someone who's out for a sugar daddy. I've been searching for a while. Thought I had someone and they cheated on me. Now I have my doubts, but I know there's a guy out there for me who's not only a good person, but also a dynamo in the sack I guess that's why I registered here in the first place. I'm horny all the time. Vibrators only go so far. Flesh on flesh is what I'm looking for. Juices flowing. Passion and moaning. Must be great at oral, cuz I am and I love having my pussy licked til I squirt gushes (yeah, I'm one of those... if you don't like it.. move on... I can't stop it). I prefer a pic if you're going to write me. It's only fair. Cock pics don't impress me. Every guy has one. As long as it works, that's all that matters to me. Big cocks are actually a turn-off a lot of the time. Face pics are greatly appreciated. It's all in the eyes for me... and a nice smile. I'm horny, but not desperate. If I like what I see, I'll make every effort to reply. Thanks.
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!: My mind races. Fantasies are yet to be determined. Maybe you're one of them :)
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?: The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator, A hotel room, At a nightclub, Anywhere
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Leather, Latex, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: Celebrities are vain and why bother fantasizing about what I will never have. I want a real guy.
Have you ever had cybersex?: I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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