About her???? …you ask??? Here are some very accurate facts about the person behind this profile. First off, she would like you know she is very real  ….and very selective in whom she decides to meet on this site. Her pictures, truly do describe her physical appearance….that being very height/weight proportional. She will only show her face to “her network” friends because of her life outside this site. She is of Swedish, Finnish and German ancestry and is proud of the fact that she still looks better than most 40 year olds in these parts. She enjoys what she does for “a living” but has “goals” for 2010 that will finally allow her the freedom she wants and needs in her job She is adventurous….when time permits, sexy even in her “scrubs”, passionate about her work and her personal life, humorous……with a touch of sarcasm, intelligent …… can carry on a conversation “not” relating to fornication, romantic…. with the right person, trusting …..when you give her reason to be, envious ….when she feels threatened , sassy….when she wants to “make a point”….and believe me….this past week she nearly lost her job for being “sassy”.
I think you get the overall mental photo of me here. I am not your standard Adult FriendFinder member and choose NOT to be. I have been on this site for quite some time and have truly enjoyed my “experiences” with couples, females and of course….the men. It’s been a great roller coaster ride for me. Some really great experiences…and some not so great…kind of a 50/50/90 principle…If there is a 50/50 chance something will occur in your favor…there is a 90% chance it won’t… WOW…now that does sound a bit pessimistic….but I admit….I “borrowed “ the quote…….because for some reason, it made a lot of sense…..and I could find a few “applications” to its meaning in my life here on Adult FriendFinder.
I am not here to meet my “soul mate” ….although I can only hope there is that one, tiny fucking needle in the proverbial haystack. But the reality is…..there are just too many folks here who only “want the sex for sport” thing. I wish you the best and don’t judge you for your “preferences”….more power to you. But…..and this is a fucking huge BUT…..I am not here for the same reasons you are. Been there….done that…..and while “most” of my experiences were “awesome”…….I am ready to move on. 
My Ideal Person:
So….with that said…I give you the top 10 folks…..I really don’t care to meet. It would be easy for me to point out the “folks” I want to meet….but that would be boring……and too “conventional” for me...so I choose to describe the folks I really don't care to meet. But understand...that there may always be a "rare" exception to the "rules I have set for myself"....at least on "this" site...
 And coming in at #10……of folks I don’t care to meet……The under 20 something…..20 something …….and 30 something crowd. Ok guys…you may have a hot bod, great looks, and a “healthy” stamina…..but please ….you are half my age ….and I am so over the “cougar thang”….but you can't fault a girl for loving that "younger generation"...keep up the good work!!!
 Close behind at #9……..Happily married guys looking for a “little on the side”……Geez….if you show a little imagination with your wives….you more than likely wouldn’t be here….I just don’t get “you folks”…..but if fuckin’ some chic on the side can help “with the holy bonds of matrimony”….who I am to judge you….but leave me the fuck alone!!!!!!
 Laggin’ behind at #8…..Separated guys who still live with their wives. Yeah….I know you have lost your jobs this year….and believe me I sympathize with ya…..but if you think I am going to “date you while you are still living in the same house as your wife”….think again. As a side note to this one…..I am really trying to keep an open mind to your “set of circumstances”….but I am not the “saint of patience” ….and when I hear this excuse time and time again…..from folks on this site....I really have to wonder…….WTF!!!!!
 Rear ending #8 is #7…..”Out of towner’s” ……not interested in being your one….or two nighter….as you are "passing through" MY town...and I am really not interested if you email me the "the day before" or the "day of" your arrival....sheesh...I wasn't born yesterday..We all have schedules..and just because...you are "here"....I more than likely "won't" be available...without proper notice.
 Rammin’ my tail at #6….is all you “sex for sport” hunters. Meaning the guys that want me to “hook up with you” for the sole purpose of meeting other couples here that wouldn’t have given you the time of day…..So sorry to say….that if “I” decide to do that again….it will be with someone “I” feel comfortable with….
 Riding my sweet ass at #5…..is those folks that loose interest immediately…..if “I” decide not to fornicate on a first meet…..its called chemistry…..and if its not there…..I shouldn’t expect a phone call…..right????
 Kicking me in the ass at #4…..Couples…..and single females…been there…done that…and unless I have a significant “male” in my life…..its just not gonna happen….at this point. I thank you for your emails…and who knows….maybe one day…in the future…I will “care” to explore again….but NOT without a significant other….
 Annoying me a bit at #3…..but I love ya still…folks that are in the age of “retirement”……I am so not where you are…and envy you…but the bottom line is…..my schedule is not conducive to retirement.
 Rounding down to #2…….folks that find the need to “critique’ my profile….you know who you are…..and if you can’t take the fact that “we all have preferences”……I feel for ya…...but I still wish you the best....because that is "just me"...
 Casually lolly gagging in at #1 is those folks that just don't have the time to get to know me...in...and out of the bedroom....for you more than likely...fit the description(s) of #10 down to #2..
And finally...if there is.. ..
I have given you a complete and honest view of myself….if you choose to contact me, just know that I may not respond if you have “filled” the criteria of folks I don’t care to meet. There are NO exceptions to these rules……and the only exceptions are those folks that I have communicated with "prior" to this profile renovation.
What I can tell you right now...is that I just don't feel that "this venue" is the right venue for seeking someone for a long term relationship..but at least...I am having fun....FROM A BLOGGING STANDPOINT!!!....
Over and so...totally outta here....Ms. Blog
OH..and BTW...I don't do the "phone" thang here....so if you have sent me a "phone" invite..you will more than likely be left "hangin"..so you might want to try...the email thing...or just responding to one of my blogs...
OH and BTW...again...I do have a preference for a gentleman "as tall" or "taller" than myself. Just a personal preference...
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Would prefer to let an interested party know...not the
whole fucking world...
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
No particular place, A bed, A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Damn the list is not long enough!!!
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
nah....really stupid question...
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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