I'd like to thank an insecure, psychotic reject for reminding me that there are seriously disturbed freaks out there. Believe it or not, there may even be a few unstable people right here on Kinky Smile. All you have to do is ask them. I'm sure they'll fess up. They may live in a "group housing facility" where they are not allowed to wear a belt, shoestrings are viewed as weapons, and social status is determined by the dosage levels of their meds...but it doesn't mean they are liars, for crying out loud. Just tell them that your bedroom walls are padded too, and that you have one of those super constricting white shirts (or "jackets" as they call 'em for some reason..which are actually NOT very straight, btw) they'll open up to you right away, I'm sure of it. Those people LOVE talking about themselves...their disorders, their meds, their suicide attempts...I guess what I'm getting at is that I'll send you a face pic after you share yours with me. I'm sure I can trust YOU, of course...it's the other guys I need to watch out for. I just don't want to risk having my mug shot taped on the wall in some group therapy room. OH! That reminds me....If your profile pic is of your member (for you slow ones out there, when I say "member", I mean "cock") and that's the only photo you're going to share (meaning, you're too much of a coward to show your face), please don't bother contacting me (don't email me). Given some of the emails I've received lately, I apparently need to elaborate here (some of you are too stupid to understand what I'm saying so I'll explain on a more remedial level [dumb-people level]) I have absolutely no interest in seeing a picture of some cock which may or may not belong to you. Also, don't EMAIL me a cock shot and think "Well, she said she didn't want my PROFILE pic to be of my member [see above]...this is an email attachment..."). I apologize to those of you who actually do have some common sense. You shouldn't have had to witness that...I know that some men say they don't understand the way a woman's mind works. I don't blame you since most chicks are all jacked up in the head. That said, here are some pointers. Compliments given to a woman must be carefully constructed. Before you speak, ask yourself, "What's the WORST reaction I could get from this?" and then realize that 9 times out of 10, this will be the FIRST reaction from her. Example: Wrong: "You look incredible for your age." Right: "You look incredible." The fewer the words, the better. Remember, less is more. Oh, here's one from an email sent to me, "You're not so young so you've been around." Ummm........believe it or not...I'm speechless...The right way to say that one is to not say it at all. On a different note, most of us are not stupid and we catch on to your silly little reindeer games. In the subject line of an email you'll actually type "RE:" thinking we'll believe that we had contacted you first and you're replying. Wrong. Our memory is like that of a 6 year old 's when you tell them "Next time I will teach you how to break into Mommy's liquor cabinet and then dial the number to the Dept of Social Services." Additionally, having the subject line of a first-contact email read "Let's talk again" or "I look forward to finishing our conversation" might be something you'd fall for but me? Not so much. Lastly, NEVER, no matter how grateful you are, NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER say "Thank you" after you guys have sex. For one, it makes you look like she fucked you only because nobody else will, and 2) In conclusion, I look forward to hearing from those of you whom I didn't offend. The rest of you can kiss my ass. Taking offense to what I said just proves that you actually ARE one of those stupid psychopaths I was talking about.