41yo divorced, very smart female human, wanting to have fun. I will not participate in any sort of deception or lies. Aside from that, however, I do know how to be discreet. Interested in building a rapport first, then see where things go. Not really into sex-only trysts or situations. Absolutely not looking for a "serious" relationship, except that I consider friendships quite serious.
FYI, if I get an email that reads as generic (if I can't tell whether you actually read my profile), I will delete it without replying.
My Ideal Person:
If you adhere to some or all of the following principles, we might get along nicely: 1 - Nothing is sacred when it comes to humor 2 - Life is absurd on so many levels 3 - Being considerate and polite are very important 4 - All (adult) humans are responsible and accountable for their own actions 5 - Religion is often dangerous 6 - Being an atheist does not mean one can do whatever one wants 7 - If the participants are consenting adults, and it feels good, there ain't a damn thing wrong with it 8 - Function must precede form 8a - How something feels is far more important than how it appears
What are your favorite musicians or bands?: Primus, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!: To long to type out completely here, but it involves being a pleasure slave owned by an emperor.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: Not often. Last one I remember was Benecio Del Toro, cuz he is soooo sexy.
Have you ever had cybersex?: I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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