I am very funny and outgoing and not into a one night stand. Looking for something semi regular with the right person. Face and cock pics needed! You will have the time of your life with me, in and out of bed. If you don't have pics on profile, or attach them, and/or if you are married, I automatically delete your message-thanks!
I just got out of a looooooong relationship and am very excited about dating and seeing what is out there! I am trying both traditional sites and this bad site. It is hard to say "I need an 8 inch cock," in an eharmony profile, so that is why I am here! I really enjoy men have some meat on their bone, and some meat on their bones (muscle and/or fat works for me-no skinny me...they just look homosexual to me! I like a manly man!)
NO OUT OF TOWNERS! I am not a prostitute, so not your one week/night hook up. Just received a love letter from a Psychotic woman hater named JB93004: "I wrote you weeks ago and didn't have the decency to reply. Just another ignorant cunt here." The irony is that he describes himself as a "nice guy" that should not be on a site like this! He also describes himself as average endowed, though my ad clearly states seeking well endowed. New rules: PLEASE only one email, do not email me a second time unless I respond! I am getting sometimes 20 responses a day. Do not have the time to respond that I am not interested, do not believe in autoreplies, and the one time I responded "not interested, but thank you," a guy wrote back what a loss it was for me and what a great guy he is, etc.
If a woman does not write back, she is not interested, it is about sex here, I KNOW what I am attracted to, thanks!!!
Please be well endowed, Kinsey report says that less than 1% of men are 9 inches, yet you would not believe how many men write that they are. Average cock size is 5 and 1/4, so please, if you are over 7, that is well endowed. I PREFER 7 OR OVER, but not a deal breaker if the chemistry is there. I am a 37 year old woman with some meat on my bones, and a C cup, I am not going to say I am a 25 year old double D that has thrown up everything she has ever eaten! If we can't be honest on Adult FriendFinder, man, our Country is in more trouble than we think!
My Ideal Person:
I am by nature monogomous, so this casual sex thing is very foreign to me. Therefore, I am very selective. Intelligence and the brain specifically is the most sexy organ, then the cock, my friend! I seek a sex partner in crime, (Over 30 preferred, but no one under 25) as I need to take a break from relationships to re-group. I really like intellectual men, and while I am very visual and open sexually, as many men are, I do need to be excited about your mind and personality. You can be hot as hell, but I can not get turned on by an idiot. In that way, though I like to think I am more like a man in my sexual openness, I am definitely not a man!
I would love someone to hang with that is fun, funny, sarcastic, yet caring and deep as I am! Please be STD and Drug free. Everyone in L.A. smokes pot, it seems, thanks to all these "medicinal" marijuana clinics. I am high on life: good conversation, laughter, mocking others and myself, animals, the ocean. So if you need to get high on something else, please keep moving. I really never drink, so please be a non or light drinker, nothing less attractive than a sloppy drunk fuckin' ya.
Just be real, cool, and honest, not married or in a relationship, and sexy, and if there is any chemistry when we meet, let's get down to it, (disclaimer, though not necessarily on first meeting  I have some lost time to make up for!
And if you are still here, let me now post an updated psychotic woman hater spewage from a lovely man that must have had a loving mother...we will call him: NATURAL123@
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what a hideous mean spirited rant!
you call that a profile?
spewing your hatred of all those who don't "measure up" to your "standards"??
saying you will not take the time to respond, because everyone wants YOU so you will just ignore people and then belittle those who fall short of your list of demands.
Especially not for a wild goose chase for some mean, self centered, size obsessed woman and her long list of do's and don'ts
good luck baby.
theres plenty of massive cocks in L.A. I hope you get stuffed with all of them and that it brings you happiness and fullfilment in life
shallow!!!!
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ACTUALLY, there is nothing shallow about me, but NATURAL123, I am guessing has a shallow cock size, and boy I hit a nerve, yikes! There is some real love on this lovin' site!!! Keep them coming, haters, there is a book here! Nice and funny people that have what I am looking for, (and yes, we each have the right to search for what we are looking for in this life, even if it is just sex-connection and attraction count) please reply 
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