UPDATE:8/31/08 - Well, by this point in time we have seen just about everything yet done just about nothing..lol. Hit us up and we'll explain that sometime. We are happily married, active sex life, very capable of satisfying each other, and not looking to repair something broken. We are not in a major hurry to find sex but finding fun people that know how to laugh and enjoy life is always a plus.
We are both very fun loving, believe in enjoying all life has to offer, and rarely take things seriously unless we need to. We are hoping to find others that know how to laugh, hold a conversation, and can do more than just sit and stare.
Things that we enjoy include: Dancing, drinks, movies, casinos, travel, adventure, camping, or even social nights at home. Oh, and yes, we arent dead so SEX is fun too..lol.
SINGLE MALES PLEASE NOTE: We know its not always easy to find "single male" friendly couples. We always remain open to the VERY SELECT single male but only with the following understanding...WE NEVER PLAY ALONE!!! Also, you MUST be fit(no beer gut, if you cant flex and show some abs, move on), must be clean(no STD's at all), little to no body hair, GREAT Teeth and fresh breath(if you smoke or smell/taste like cigarettes, game over), must be polite, and attractive(not just cuz your mom said so). That said, good luck to you! NO FACE PIC + NO SUBSTANCE TO YOUR EMAIL = NO REPLY and INSTANT DELETE. Do the math and once again, best of luck to you.
My Ideal Person:
We are looking for people that want friends first and foremost. We are not looking for the wham-bam-thank-you-maam as that is not our style and not as fun. If you have more than 2 testimonials on your profile saying how much of a Rockstar you both are in bed, we probably arent a good match. We arent looking to fuck half of the Pacific Northwest!(Ponders that thought...ok, yeah, we arent..lol)We prefer people that can have a good time out of bed and then go home and have fun in the bed. We are not prudes and are not picky on who we have as friends. Just be fun-loving, easy-going, drama and drug free, and have some sort of a personality...lol. Not too much to ask is it?
**If you are looking for perfect bodies and model goodlooks, we humbly ask you to move on. We are normal people who work hard to be healthy, but perfect we are not.
When it comes to sex, we have our preferences and prefer people with similar body styles to our own, average to athletic. Please note that she will not get busy with someone that is pushy, rude, smells bad, bad teeth, or is covered with body hair. She prefers well-groomed, reasonably fit, sensual men that dont pour on the "cheese" too hard.
He prefers women that arent filled with drama, that aren't looking to be a homewrecker. Clean, fun, and without hangups.
Drop us a line if you are looking for fun!
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage
Have you ever had cybersex?: I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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