My Ideal Person:
You. You should be over the age of 25, and younger than say, Father Time. I've appreciated many of the emails I've received thus far, but a few of them have been from people older than a few constructions guys you might have heard of, Jesus and Noah (of Ark Building 101). If you're finding yourself having to use duct tape and popcicle sticks to keep your shit up, I thank you for your efforts, but no thanks. You should be a straight male, bi female or a couple with bi-female, too. Groups are fine and I certainly like multiple partners, so don't let that stop you. Oral, anal, and any freaky shit is cool with me, as long as we discuss it first. Hello, how are you while you're dry shoving your cock in my ass isn't exactly my idea of spontaneity. All good things in time, and believe you/me, we'll have fun, promise. Daytimes are not a possibility for me at this point. I know many of you would like to get that "nooner" in, or a little head before going back to Starbucks for your Mocha Latte with Soy, but that just isn't in my cards. You should be willing to play at night and on weekends. If that's possible and we're compatable, you'll be very happy you've written.