EVEN IF YOU NEED GLASSES YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THIS, IF YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN 58, HAVE NO PHOTO TO SHARE DO NOT EMAIL ME, DO NOT SEND A FLIRT, DO NOT INVITE ME TO NETWORK. I AM NOT INTERESTED, NOT NOW NOT EVER.
IF YOU HAVE A SMART ASSED, RUDE OR IGNORANT EMAIL TO SEND, KEEP IT AND SEND IT TO YOURSELF, AGAIN I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR NEGATIVE THOUGHTS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE DISREGARDED MY PREFERENCES AND MY PROFILE TO BEGIN WITH.
DO NOT SEND ME FREAKING FLIRTS THEY ARE USELESS.
I WILL NOT REPLY TO FLIRTS!! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED SEND AN EMAIL OR JUST MOVE ALONG. IF YOU ARE NO MORE INTERESTED THAN THE FLIRT, OR TOO LAZY TO EMAIL, THEN I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU.
IF YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN 58 DO NOT WINK, DO NOT EMAIL, PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SEE ME, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN BABIES, AND CHILDREN!!! I THOUGHT IF I SAID IT MORE THAN ONCE YOU MIGHT GET THE IDEA I AM NOT INTERESTED.
LETS TRY IT THIS WAY, APPARENTLY IF YOU ARE IN YOUR 20's, 30'S or 40's AND EMAILING ME, TO HOOK UP, YOU CANNOT READ. NO YOUNG MEN!!! THAT MEANS IF YOU ARE LESS, REPEATING, LESS THAN 58 YEARS OLD, DO NOT EMAIL, DO NOT FLIRT JUST DO NOT DO ANYTHING!!!!!! GO AWAY. YEP ONE MORE TIME HERE, JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT THE FIRST TWO TIMES.
NO, ABSOLUTELY NO!!!! NUDE PICS, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR EQUIPMENT!!!!! YOU MAY THINK ITS YOUR BEST ASSET, BUT IT MERELY SHOWS ME YOU ARE AN ASS PERIOD.
A FACE PHOTO A MUST!!!
THIS APPLIES TO MARRIED MEN AS WELL.!! I could care less about you, you are in a committed relationship, one I have NO interest in becoming involved in, LOOK ELSEWHERE.
Lastly, if you don't like my profile, find what I have said here as unsatisfactory, NOT what YOU want, spare me your shallow emails!!I really don't care what you think in that regards. This is MY PROFILE, my thoughts, my requirements not yours, and I am NOT going to change them for you. Nor are you going to change my mind.
Now on to my profile
I am a non smoker/drinker, intelligent, have a great sense of humor, I am spontaneous, ( I do not meet strangers). I am not interested in playing mind games. I am NOT a one night stand. NOT interested in younger men, yes, we older ladies know what we like and teaching little boys, isn't it. We don't give out diplomas for sexual lessons. I have dust bunnies older than some of you.
Married men need NOT apply, thats a dead end road with a heap of hurt for people. If you have problems in YOUR marriage, that is YOUR problem not mine and I am not interested in your problems.
It makes me wonder what you MARRIED men are thinking? In your profiles, you state, "I am HONEST, TRUSTWORTHY," I bet your wife would disagree with those descriptions if they knew you were soliciting sex without their knowledge. What is your definition of HONEST? or TRUSTWORTHY? It must differ from mine
NOT interested in women either, so don't ask. D&D free. I definitely am NOT looking for any type of group sex!! nor alternative.
I enjoy cruising, reading, casinos, fishing and dancing. I am as comfortable in a formal as I am in jeans tromping thru the woods. I am eclectic. I enjoy intelligent, interesting email, and friendly chat.
A FACE SHOT IS A MUST! If the only picture you can send me is your smaller head, then please save your effort, your anatomy is not an accomplishment. Every male is born with the same equipment simply with different stats.
My Ideal Person:
You should be 6feet and up as I am tall, when I wear heels I am 6feet, and yes I always wear heels when I go out.
Porportionate weight, to athletic build as I work hard to stay in shape and healthy, you should as well. Facial hair is a turn off for me, beards and mustaches just do not work, I prefer smooth shaven. However, that does not mean we cannot chat if you wish.
Intelligent, articulate, conversationalist, humorous able to keep my attention when chatting or emailing. I do not do anything on the fast track, I need time to get to know you, see if we BOTH have anything in common and there is any sort of chemistry for BOTH of us.
DO NOT send me an email with your personal email address and phone numbers, THAT will get an immediate negative response. That smacks of form letters, and arrogance.
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