Searching for some sizzling continuity and cozy companionship?
Although I can be somewhat timid, shy, and wholesome on the outside -- a sweet girl -- it's only fair to warn that inside lurks a minx.
What's needed is assistance with a clinical case of a raging libido. Some sort of prescribed treatment or therapy program from a skilled practitioner of passion is warranted. Conducting experimental studies to gather data on successful treatment approaches for my raging libido is the objective. Please be versatile in practicing your art because a variety of fun frolicking is the prescription and cure. Are you a sexual healer available for consultation? A doctor of love, perhaps?
Now I'm not goofing around - here's the supa-serious stuff!
1A) Be genuine and sincere. These character traits must come quite naturally, without any great effort involved. If it's hard to be consistently kind, empathetic, and authentic, then we certainly shouldn't be friends.
1B) In my humble opinion, those who practice deceit, be it through intent or words, exhibit antisocial behavior. Mind fucking is appallingly wrong, so I say this to all the sociopathic sex addicts: move on to the next profile.
2) Due to the concept of generating good karma: I'm too young to be shot -- PLEASE, NO MARRIED MEN!
3A) I hope for CONTINUITY -- an ongoing friendship with beneficial tendencies towards continuously wicked and hedonistic fun. I'm not on here to find someone to randomly hook up with, but I'd appreciate meeting someone who I like and want to spend time with because ultimately I'm a pleasant little feline looking to purrrrr.
3B) Basically fuck buddies really are a dime a dozen, so a hit-it-and-run mentality disqualifies you for the positions, AND I LOVE ALL OF 'EM!
4) Please share up-to-date pics reflecting how you look NOW, not how foxy you once were. Exposure to this kind of shock is simply bad for the central nervous system.
5) One last note: Social skills are mandatory. What more can be said?
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
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What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Your parents' front lawn
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Boozebag Barney Gumble, yes indeed, is the prize at Moe's
Tavern. Barney's been my hero ever since he briefly
sobered up and got back behind the controls of his helicopter
to rescue an old girlfriend from a volcanic lava flow. I'd
be soooooo turned on and wildly appreciative if an old boyfriend
rescued me like that -- too hot!
[Subtext: If you’re someone who loves a woman’s appreciation,
that would be great because I do very well with men who cherish
my gratitude. But don't get me wrong -- I'm an independent
operation, baby!]
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