I attract many men with my sensitive yet intoxicating kazoo playing, and often locate lost pets, refusing any reward.I am a leading expert in finger-painting. I am critically acclaimed throughout the world for my original line of unique evening wear for pets. I can run with scissors without fear of injury. I once read War and Peace, the Bible, and a comic book, and still had time to do all my laundry that evening. I sleep twice a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. I rock, I roll, I boogie and cavort. All of my bills are in my own name. Many years ago, I discovered The Meaning Of Life, but forgot to write it down. I have created wonderful culinary delights using only a hotplate and spatula. I breed award-winning platypi.
.................... But I have yet to go out with you.
My friends would tell you I am a loyal friend -willing to listen and very caring. I love life and laughter. I'm never really sure what to say when it comes to talking about me. I am very laid-back - not much bothers me except dishonesty and people who play mind games. I have a sense of humor...some say it's great, others say it's weird...either way, it's always there! I enjoy trying new and different things, and I love meeting people and finding out about them.
I want a man I can be friends with as well as lovers. I am looking for a man that knows that foreplay begins with the eyes and continues with words, touches, strokes and kisses. A man who realizes that getting into bed isn't just about having sex but is the culmination of all that preceeds it. I want to meet a man who knows the difference between sex and making love, and that there is a time and a place for both.
My Ideal Person:
Friendship to start - open to see where it may or may not go! Great (or weird) sense of humor required!
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation
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