FYI: This is NOT a F*****G AD for some LOW-CLASS porn site...and may I just say that you ladies really need to find ACTUAL jobs. Its easy. Email me. I'll explain it.
Now that that's out of the way...
Me: 5'3, curly auburn hair, hazel eyes, terrific curves, and enough self-confidence to appreciate other beautiful women rather than be threatened by them. I don't enjoy describing myself, but it's better than mom breakin out the naked baby pictures, so here goes. I am incredibly passionate about music, have been told I am a talented writer, I think I'm one of the coolest nerds ever, and I love meeting interesting people who make me think and wonder and question. I'm not a typical woman...though that's something a typical woman would say. I always keep an open mind. I'll try anything once, as long as it doesn't involve poop. I have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy for drama and jealousy. I'm a total nympho. And I love to have fun. Random, spontaneous, silly fun...in AND out of the sack. If you're lookin for a relationship, you won't find it here. I enjoy my sanity too much. Aside from that, if ya wanna know, ya just gotta ask.
My Ideal Person:
GENTLEMEN: If you can't be honest, everything else is irrelevant. There are no second chances. If you can handle that, you know what you want, say what you think, and don't take yourself too seriously, then bring it on. I like people who have something to say and don't let reaction dictate their opinion. You've gotta know how to have a good time and not be afraid to please. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't completely shallow, and a little selfish, cuz sometimes a girl just wants to sit back and enjoy the ride. BUT I'll ALWAYS return the favor...so if you're lookin for a cool chick to have some fun with, let me know. And please send a FACE pic! I'm shallow, remember?
LADIES: All I ask is NO DRAMA. Please. Like...stay out of other people's business. Don't start fights with strangers in public. Yes, even if they look at you wrong. Don't cry for attention. Narrow it down to one personality and stick with it! If you think this sounds like you, hit me up. I can guarantee we'll have all sorts of naughty bad fun!
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Fiona, Pink Floyd, Etta James, Beethoven, Doors, Deftones, Pantera,
The Stones, Johnny Cash, NIN
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.
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