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Average middle aged horny "bi furious" wife looking for sex partners only. Need hot sex not shopping buddies (unless we go to a Victoria's Secret store, lol). Making friends is great but to me that is a bonus to the sex. The ideal person/couple will come to Big Bear to enjoy the area and we will take time to meet you and even play if we all click.
Hubby likes to watch (details below) so if that bothers you, keep looking.
Special Note: Hubby here.... I was shot twice in the hip area 20 years ago while in the Army. Due to the lousy medical attention given (and the tons of morphine) my adrenal gland was affected causing me to have no energy. Over the years I have gained a lot of weight due this condition and while we have a sex life at home, it is not the same as it was on the honeymoon, as you would expect. We love each other and I want her to enjoy having sex in all the positions I can no longer do. I watch, take pics if allowed, and can even use my hands to help out if invited by the other party. There is no problem with me just sitting and enjoying the sights too. I know being big in the lifestyle is frowned upon and I NEVER get undressed. If you can see past the "big guy" sitting in the room and show my wife a good time, please contact us.
Humor section: Wife here again. I feel like telling you more about me just like those other certain people (liers) on this site: I am an attractive lady (butt ugly bitch) and in a committed relationship (the bastard needs committed again) and in good shape (pot belly) from working out 5 times a week (walking from the trailer home to the trash bin at the end of the row). My friends say I am easy to get along with (I pass out after 2 beers) and would like to see if we have chemistry (can you make crack out of coke?). I am selective (no one under 5 or above 85)and happy and well adjusted (on lots of mind bending drugs). I am a professional (just passed the french fry test and going for my Big Mac certification) and I squirt (well, really I drool when sleeping but that is close, right?) and oh yes, did I mention we have a sense of humor?
My Ideal Person:
Average people who like average sex, nothing kinky or painful. Must be clean, discrete, able to come to me, be honest and want to have fun. Bi sexual ladies get priority so guys...... bring one, lol. Bi couples are also very welcome.
Help with a fantasy: Looking for Bi couples (both bi) even if the male is only 1% bi - ask if this confuses you, lol.
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What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Van Halen, Shania Twain, Carlene Carter, Metalica, etc.
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Have done them all, trying to repeat them now, lol.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, In a limo.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Leonard Nemoy, Always had a crush on him.
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