Are you tired of the same old same old? Are you frustrated with no-shows? Have you been naked in a hot tub when someone gets cold feet? Do men often cum too quick or unable to get or maintain an erection?
Well dammit so are we! Been there and done that too many times to count. If you want a real couple that shows up to play and has the stamina of porn stars, then feel free to contact us. What are you waiting for?
We are looking for couples with or without a bi female and the ever elusive unicorn (which is the rarely seen but much talked about single female)
Turns offs: *Single men or married men just trying to get laid. *Aggressive and or pushy people. *Bad Hygiene. *Social retardation.
Turn ons: *Interesting people. *Those who practice what they preach. *Thinkers. *Those who are willing to learn as well as teach.
As of January 1, 2007, we will not respond to emails or invitations from those who do not send a facial pic. Genitals are nice but we would like to see what we are in for. We have posted almost 100 photos on the site and if you want a response you will oblige us with at least one.
ALL SINGLE MALES WILL BE BLOCKED!
We love to please and be pleased! We want you single women and couples to join our network, post pics, add testimonials, and use the network bulletins to let us know when you will be in our area. Even if the scheduling doesn't work out, we can still recommend places to stay, eat, and visit.
My Ideal Person:
We are Rick and Serena and would like to get to know you. We like to shoot pool and play darts and get to know others in a safe environment. Once everyone has met and is comfortable we can see about taking it further. We are social drinkers but never to get drunk. We do not use illegal substances of any kind. We are clean and disease free and expect others to be. We love sex and play with single women and couples ages 21 to 55 on average once a month. Rick is straight but not homophobic and Serena is bi. She has been known to help bi curious girls make up their minds. There are different kind of bi people. Some like to receive but not give; some like to give but not receive; and some like both. Serena is the latter.
We don't like drama and won't play separately. We are a package deal but ladies first is customary. Don't let the age fool you because most of our play partners are 22 to 35, LOL, we wear out the young ones!
Looking forward to hearing from you! R & S
What are your favorite musicians or bands?: Nickelback, Switchfoot, Creed, etc
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: I cant choose any one celeb because there are so many, but I would like to pary hard with Angelina Jolie, Yasmine Bleethe, Catherine Bell, and last but certainly not least, Eva Longoria because I want to stand up and put her legs over my arms and wear her like a hood ornament!
Have you ever had cybersex?: I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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