If your looking for barbie you clicked the wrong profile..cause im not made of plastic parts.. i dont spend hrs in front of the mirror for perfect hair.. i would rather spend hrs feeling you mess it up while you pull it..i am looking for a casual steady relationship mabe more if it works out that way..Someone i can spoil in and out bed...i am every open minded, very sexual.. 5'11..44DD.. long red hair. hazel eyes.. i am an easy going person with a great edgy sense of humor, im also a SmartAss First Class.. im told im anywhere from cute to erotic to beautiful (then again my friends either owed me money or wanted help moving),i Love animals, also most things to do with the outdoors.. i am a NFL Football junkie..GO Denver Broncos..i consider myself an honest person, i dont play headgames,(well i do but not on the head resting on your shoulders.. lick lick)and very rarely do i get PMS,, (HONEST!) if your not honest in what you like and want and are looking for, then Your looking at the wrong girl and profile.. Im a Amazon girl who has a giant fetish for sucking cock and Im UnFucking Believeable at it....I like My Sex on the Rough side, giving and getting,although i also enjoy the soft, slow side to intimacy as well.. please enclose your picture with your email,i WONT respond if you dont.. if You DONT FIT what i am looking for, please dont waste my time or Yours)[COLOR deeppink][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person ~~What I Dont Want~~

If Your looking to be all soft and gentle, look for a girl at church, cause I like My Sex Rough and Hot

If You have, or are, stalking anyone, been accused, charged or convicted of stalking.. no thanks! should know my lawyers name is Smith n Wesson.

If when You shave it includes Your back, Try the zoo for a mate..

If Your mom calls you more then three times a week, or vice versa, you have apron string issues, and i dont wanna date your mom too..

If You own or ever have owned a Thong, The Village People are looking for You

If Your idea of foreplay is getting undressed, no need to read any farther...

If You have EVER had to ask a woman after sex how it was for her.. the answer should be OBVIOUS.. as should mine..

If Your last date was in anyway a family member, enough said..

If the people at the Free Clinic know you by name, just OMG...

If anyone asks if you want the senior citizens discount, sorry im allergic to Gerital

If You need a break after only 15 minutes of fucking, or after only 30 minutes, or after only 2 hours.. might wanna consider goin back to your Ex

If You are Seriously attatched to or Married already I find that most of You guys cant get out and away to play, and i prefer someone who is able to go out and do things as well as play and fuck for hrs or days at a time.. So perhaps try writing when your available and not ball n chained..

~What I Do Want~

I am SERIOUSLY attracted to BadBoys, the type that I know isnt good for me.. but Im not able to resist cause they can make it Hurt SO GOOD!

Someone between the age of 35-49, mentally and sexually we have more in common

Someone at least 5'8 or taller

MUST be a good kisser!

A wicked nasty mind to stimulate mine and turn me on completely, after all the brain is the largest sex organ, and if you cant turn on my mind Youll never turn on my body

Im more interested in confidence and Your sense of humor, what makes a man attractive and sexual to me varies as far a apperance, You dont have to look like Vin Diseal, but No one looking like Marty Feldman is THAT funny..

You dont have to be hung like johnny homes, but anything under 6 in only brings up the question during sex, is that your finger or your cock???.. As well as anything over 9 1/2 inches only brings up the question during sex, will i need medical attention afterwards??? AS well as You NEED to know what the HELL your doing with it! cause if you dont THEN size really doesnt matter..

I want someone who i can spoil in bed as well as out of bed.. who during sunday afternoon football wouldnt mind blow jobs during the commercials, sex during halftime, and then more play during the second half..(GOD I LOVE FOOTBALL SEASON!!) Someone who loves long detailed hot oil full body massages.. Someone who lives life like it was ment to be, every minute with no regrets..

If I sound picky, im not.. I just know what i like and want... and I wont and dont settle for anything less..

JUST cause i know there are still some of you out there who HAVENT completely understood what it is i do and dont want.. ill nutshell it for you one more time... IF you are UNDER 35 OR OVER 50... IF you kiss like a Big Mouth Bass, IF your UNDER 5'8, IF your cock is Under 6 in or Over 9 in, IF your sexual experiences are from your hand or a book or You put your last sexual partner to sleep before or durning sex. or put them to sleep from sheer boredom, IF Your ONLY looking for a one night stand, IF you DONT live within a resonable driving distance to me, DONT BOTHER writing cause we DONT match up...

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
depends on the fantasy

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Blindfolds

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
if i told and they read it.. they would hunt me down, and
marry me, then I would have to divorce them a few months later
and take half of their stuff.. then i would have to get a bigger
house for it all and i hate packing and moving, so lets just
say leave this one a secret

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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