Hello, and welcome to my profile. I'm glad you decided to stop by and visit. We may get along famously, but then again, maybe not. In any event, no harm done! Sometimes people read this and find me cynical or quick to judge. Rather, I'm just trying to be honest.
Oh. Let me say for the first time NO MARRIED, ATTACHED, SEPARATED.... NO DRAMA
I have been on Adult FriendFinder for quite a while, and date some, but I also enjoy cyber or chat and blogging. I've been burned a few times here, so perhaps that makes me cynical. IF not cynical, then cautious. If I meet you it is not happening after one email exchange, or a couple of minutes on chat.
Want to get my attention? well have a picture, and NO MARRIED OR ATTACHED
Remember fellas, its a different world for you than for women on Adult FriendFinder, so you have a lot more competition, and a one line or canned profile isn't going to do much but make me yawn. Manners are helpful as well. If we've never even exchanged an email, and you start yammering in some self gratifying language about what you are gonna DO to me, then I'll just hit delete real fast!
NUTSHELL: Single, Never Married, No Kidlets, BBW, Rubenesque, Big Girl, Professional, Well Educated Some curiosity about BI , but mostly interested in SINGLE MALES. I am not comfortable with married/separated situations and I am looking for more than a one night stand.
And now for the rest of the story!
Good morning, noon or night! I am a 40 something woman with a zest for life. I work too hard and too many hours, and am not good about giving myself the freedom to play that I'd like. I hope to develop that more here on Adult FriendFinder.
I enjoy the arts, all types of music, cooking, reading, volleyball, canoeing, rafting, walking. Sorry but I don't understand NAASCAR, and watch an occasional football game but am not a die hard fan.
My Ideal Person:
Ah, if I knew this, I might not be on Adult FriendFinder. I am interested in someone with a good sense of humor, who is articulate, and has lived a little bit of life. While my tastes in physical appearance are broad, I do tend to be turned on by the dark haired, bad boy look, and love mustaches and goatees. Chocolate is attractive as well.
Those are just a couple of physical features that catch my attention immediately, but a quick wit and a little bit of respect go a long way.
When I get a letter from someone that sounds like cro-magnon man "Me fuck you good, right now UGHHHH" I tend to hit delete or do an automatic no thanks. I guess it amazes me that every guy on this site is 'athletic' and hung like an elephant.
Just tell the truth about who you are... that is much more attractive to me.
IF we are not a match, I wish you well, and good luck!
What are your favorite musicians or bands?: Allmans, john hiatt, somecountry, Martina , Indigo Girls, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, classical
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!: Lol My sex life lately has been much more fantasy than reality!
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Voyeurism, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: hmm... male or female?
Have you ever had cybersex?: I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.
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