We are ALL sexually-driven forces of nature ... and, even like the Moon, we ALL have our dark side! You will discover, through my profile here on AFF, that I simply choose not to hide mine. IF you think you'd like to fully explore & exploit that side of myself & what I am not only seeking but offering here, then you better make sure you are capable of having the balls & raging MANIMAL within you to unleash the evil physical, emotional & sexual brutality against me that I hunger ..... once I find you to be the twisted bad boy I need & seek; giving you the green light to fucking dominate me & make me your fucking bitch & "deviant deaf diva!" Yes, I am deaf (which I will explain in greater detail further into my profile on here), but if this is a problem for you then FUCK OFF now & don't waste my time or yours! [B]>>>>>>>>>>> {That said, I now continue my profile below} <<<<<<<<<<<[/B] Tired of all those needy, clingy bitches that seem to care more about what's in your wallet than what's in your pants; expecting you to constantly lavish them with flowers, jewelry, dinners out & all that typical female exploitive bullshit? Tired of feeling like you have to always be the "nice" guy & treat someone like a princess, just because they have a vagina; being some sort of "prince charming" all the time & pretending to listen to or give a shit about her constant babble ... in hopes that she "might" reward you with an occassional suck & fuck just to keep you strung along & wrapped around her little finger? How's that working out for you? :) Seriously, Baby ... wouldn't you much rather have access to & get your hands on a twisted nymph bitch like me; wrapping your hands around her throat & choking her as you throw her down & pin her beneath your powerful cock & body ...punching her in the face to shut her the fuck up as you brutally & violate every part of her, fully unleashing the wild beast & MANIMAL in you that you've always wished you could release & set free (with no strings or consequences of any kind)? Yea, you've just stumbled onto the AFF profile of A VERY REAL DEVIANT, NYMPH BITCH THAT LOVES TO BE BRUTALLY & TREATED LIKE HUMAN FUCKMEAT ..... HERE TO BE TAKEN, USED, BEATEN, BRED & without mercy (no safe or escape words letting my bitch ass out of shit. Acting or pretending (roleplaying) is fine for Hollywood, but in my world I'm looking for, wanting, need & deserve THE REAL DEAL (nor will I settle for less than what I expect, hunger or how I want this journey to take place once I've decided to let my twisted bad boy turn my world upside down)! NICE GUYS ARE OKAY, BUT THIS IS NOT EHARMONY & I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A BOYSCOUT ..... I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO (without question or hesitation or restraint) WILL BEAT & BRUTALLY ME LIKE THE TWISTED NYMPH BITCH I WAS MEANT TO BECOME & SUFFER AT YOUR HANDS & UPON YOUR COCK AS THAT DEVIANT CUNT YOUR WET & DARKEST DREAMS ARE MADE OF !!! Sorry, but if I get an email from someone interested & that communication contains anything like "You're hot & I'd love to fuck you, BUT ... I could never bring myself to hit you in the face or hurt you or brutally you for real" ... STOP RIGHT THERE, because I will delete your email on the spot without a response or second thought of consideration! If I don't have a problem with black eyes, bruises, bite marks or being violently ravaged in ... neither should you. It's okay for you to be a nice guy (eventually), but to get anywhere with me you're going to have to be both willing & capable of bringing THE DEVIL to this dance. & not be afraid to unleash him upon me in a demonic rage & fucklust whenever or as often as this bitch needs it (or you feel I have it cuming to me). ARE YOU MY HARDCORE, DEVIANT ASS BAD BOY that can fully give me what I seek & hunger & deserve? You the one I'm patiently sorting through all these typical bullshit emails trying to find? (Hint ... simple "I want to fuck you" emails don't cut it with me. Having an incredible penis is great, but having a brain & other skills to catch me with is an even greater bonus). I am providing as much information in my profile here as might be needed, so as to not waste your time (or have you waste my time) if we are clearly not what the other is seeking. IF YOU WANT THIS -HUNGRY NYMPH BITCH, I SUGGEST YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT & FULLY READ THIS PROFILE IN FULL BEFORE RESPONDING! {{YAWNING}} --- After years of belonging to this website, I’ve come to the conclusion that this website (Adult Friend Finder) should be renamed "Male Pussy Finder!" Where are all the REAL men … the dominant, aggressive, hardcore bad boys & deliciously deviant male bastards that truly know how to rock, sexually assault & wreck a naughty nymph bitch’s world? PLEASE, if I get one more DATE request to take me out to dinner or buy me flowers or drinks or coffee or any of that other childish, kindergarten bullshit … I swear I’m gonna throw up! I DO NOT WANT TO BE TAKEN OUT FOR DRINKS ... I can make my own Kool-Aid, little boy! I DO NOT WANT TO BE TAKEN OUT TO DINNER ... I can take myself to McDonald's & buy my own fucking Happy Meal! I PREFER THORNS TO ROSES. I PREFER BLACK EYES & BITE MARKS TO DIAMONDS … I don’t drink alcohol, have plenty of Pepsi in the fridge, don’t care for coffee or the annoying fuckers that hang out in coffee shops! Give me a man that wants to beat me, BRUTALLY & turn me into his total fuck & slave bitch (over a café latte) any day of the week! Okay, yea, I’ve decided the time is long over due to update my profile on here. I’m not sure if I’ll ever pay to upgrade to a paid membership on here again, as I don’t really think (personally) that someone who pays for a gold membership should have to additionally pay for standard members to be able to email or contact you directly. I also think it unfair that female profiles get special (undeserved) considerations by this or any service that may treat its members differently (paid or not). At this point I’m still trying to have some faith & hope that my hardcore bad boy is out there, so I remain & haven’t abandoned my profile like some others on here who haven’t logged on for years. I may very well decide to upgrade again, considering how I am treated when I click to update my profile. I’ve tired of past bitch fights to not be censored & told "you can't say that, you can't say you want them to do that to you, you can't tell guys you want to be hurt & made to suffer on their cocks, you can't say you want to get gangbanged & knocked up during a sexual assault from one or more guys", despite the fact that I’m an ADULT on an ADULT website with an ADULT mouth & ADULT needs looking to find other ADULTS looking for & offering or looking to provide in feeding into the same hungers & hardcore fetishes as me. Want me to stay as a paying member? It wouldn’t hurt to maybe kiss my ass a little (hehehehe) ... especially when I know you've made a ton of money off of me by requiring standard male memebers to upgrade so they can contact me directly (even when I was a gold member) ..... just saying! Yea, don't let my looks fool you, I'm a very confident, aggressive, twisted cunt with very dark hungers & I'm on here looking for that special hardcore bad boy that can handle the delicious evils & sadistic joys I ache for most from my men. Normal sex is okay, but I love being brutally taken, used & seriously abused at times during sex. I am single, very fit, successful & currently have no kiddos. It’s okay for you to be somewhat of a nice guy LATER (if things develop & you take on a more important role in my life), but for right now … you should be cool with being a RANGING BULL right out of the gate, one of those really mean fuckers that’ll maul you & fuck you up if you don’t give them the respect & admiration of their power that they deserve! (I know ... I'm so profoundly poetic & deep that I should work for Hallmark, right?) Okay, so this profile is going to be a bit long, but I don’t like repeating myself answering a bunch of questions that are best answered here, ONCE, so I am not tempted to whack you with my bitch stick (lol). One of the first things you need to know about me is that I am deaf. I’m also self-employed & own my own home. I travel some, but not as often as I would like or am currently able. I co-own a candle company & radio station here in the area that keeps me pretty busy & rooted here. Yes, I said radio station (someone told me I couldn't possibly own & operate a successful radio station because I'm deaf ... don't like being told I can't do or have something ... & oh yea, the station has been #1 in its market for the last 7 years, since it began, bitch!). Don't underestimate this goddess or think me incapable of shit! I AM NOT DISABLED! Get it? Got it? Good! Relocation MIGHT be possible at some point, if the right guy comes along, but that's not something I will rush into with just anyone ... even if they're the sexiest bad ass guy around, packing an incredibly brutal piece of cunt-slamming cock. Okay, well, I'll totally leave everything & everyone behind if you're: Jake Gyllenhaal, Brad Pitt, John Cena, or (am I really about to say this?) Charlie Sheen (I'll be your GODDESS, bitch) !!! :) Okay, who am I kidding. I'll do whatever I feel that I have to in order to claim & permanently wrap my twisted cunt around my future man's cock & heart. However, it will take much more than just a penis to claim me as your Cunt Deviant Bitch! Are you up for the challenge? What will you do to get your hands on me, to possibly make me yours? Just how openminded & hardcore of a bad boy are you? How far will you truly let this experience take us? How deep into my twisted hungers & desires do you truly want to jump off into? Can you be the guy (or guys) I'm seriously looking for that can fully use & exploit & forever force me into becoming the human bitch fucktoy I was put here to be for you? Oh yea, if you're wondering, I'm very interested & hopeful of being brutally gangbanged (gangraped, wanting to end up pregnant as a result of the ordeal; not knowing who the brutal sperm donor is that slammed a into my cunt). How twisted am I? Let's just say, I'm sure you've fucked & had your share of other so called twisted bitches .... but, trust me, you've never had one like me. I don't mind bruises, they are a welcomed part of the consequences for some of my hungers (even including punches to the face during sex). Mmmm, yea, how many wild bitches have you been inside of who have licked & sucked on your fists as you were fucking her, begging you to punch her in the face as you unmercifully fuck & use & sexually assault her? If you have one-tenth of an ounce of predator in you …. your living wet dream has arrived! Here's an sample of how twisted I am ... I confess a very real hunger & fantasy that I would like to some day have made reality; hoping to some day find a man or group willing & capable of taking me close to ALMOST dying on their cocks in . Yes, FOR REAL FUCKERS ... and I said it, put it out there & mean it .... if you can't deal, grab the next set of wheels outta here! By the way, I stated earlier I would mention the whole me "being deaf" thing. It is not a hereditary trait, but rather something that happened to me at the age of 3. My birth father, in a drunken rage, got pissed when I didn't hear him calling me so he poured drain cleaner in both of my ears robbing me of my ability to hear beyond that point. Save the "poor baby" sentiment for someone else. I was taken away, he was put in prison & killed within 24 hours by his fellow inmates, & I was adopted by a wonderful family who never treated me any differently than any of their other . I AM NOT DISABLED & can read lips better than most folks with working ears can hear (unless I'm blindfolded or you've just shot both of my eyes full of cum - lol). Now that I've discussed this, ONCE, I don't really care to discuss it further or dwell on it. Want to piss me off & get your email to me deleted quicker than you can pull out your cock? GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER OR ASK FOR MY NUMBER, TELLING ME TO CALL YOU! I have no desire to text you or give you access to my cell # so you can bug the fuck out of me right off the bat until you have earned the right to have that level of access into my life! Again, seriuosly, give me your phone number or ask for mine or tell me to call you & see how quick this twisted deaf cunt goes postal & deletes your email on the spot! GET MY ATTENTION HERE, step up & stand out from the other dick jerkers on here trying to get my attention & who mostly are just boring me with the typical kindergarten bullshit ("let's fuck ... you're hot ... my dick is hard ... blah, blah, blah"). SHOW ME YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY & THAT YOU ARE NOT ONLY CAPABLE BUT WILLING TO DELIVER WHAT I WANT & EXPECT & AM LOOKING FOR .... THAT YOU WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET HOLD OF ME & MAKE ME YOUR BITCH !!!! :)

My Ideal Person One thing I’m definitely most interested in finding in my perfect guy (or guys) that I will decide to hook up with & meet through use of this profile .... are those individuals who are EXTREMELY adventurous & open-minded to whatever it is I might seek or ask of them, for considering them as the bad ass bastard(s) that I ache for & definitely can't wait to bring into my world (for them to take & turn me into their total bitch cunt).

STEP ONE in this journey (to quickly weed out those clearly not adventurous enough to handle me or what I hunger or request & need) will likely require you to first show your naughty & willing (adventurous) side by jerking off into one or more condoms & mailing them to me as a sampled offering; which I will taste, drink, and/or finger into my cunt or ass while I consider persuing STEP TWO with you (as I read your hand-written note, telling me why I should pick you as my next bad ass baby, hopefully also reading what you want me to do with the cum you mail me with your introductory note .... only your AdultFriendFinder profile name included on the note or envelope, no return address needed; although if a private return mailing address is included "inside" the envelope, I might consider writing a letter back to show my appreciation as we consider taking things further).

Those willing to do this will go to the head of the line & clearly show me how not only adventurous but fun they will be by including them in this journey. Your name & address won't be on the envelope, noone will know what you're mailing & only I (myself) will know, by your included AdultFriendFinder profile name, who the yummy sample deposits are from. If someone can't handle a simple request such as this, then why should I consider taking them seriously that they won't be afraid to abuse or brutally me (when they've shown they're afraid to send a fucking annonymous condom filled with their cum). Think about it. This is deviant brilliance at its best. Got the balls to play with me? Seriously, you need to be VERY adventurous & open-minded if you want to get on this ride!

Beyond this, my perfect guy is someone who can (of course) be loving & gentle & a passionate nice guy; but someone who can just as equally be as brutal & evil & aggressive & as sadistic a predatory sexual bastard as some of my deepest hungers & fantasies often require to squelch the fires that burn out of control in this "CuntWhoreDeviant" (my profile name on ALT.com by the way, the only other AdultFriendFinder network site that I also belong to & have a profile on that was put there by ME & not the AdultFriendFinder network - without my permission).

If you're not open-minded & willing to do whatever it might take to possibly make me yours & fully exploit me as the Cunt Whore Deviant I want to become for you .... we might not be a very good match. I don't really care what you look like, what kind of job you have, how old you are, what kind of car you drive or clothes you wear .... that shit only matters to stupid ass little girls who haven't got a fucking clue about anything. I'm a woman. I know how to please. I also know my worth & what I want, deserve & desire. I'm your wettest dream, in real life, writing this listing to find the EXACT kind of guy I'm looking for .... now be a good little shark & devour this prime catch the fuck up & make me yours. Let the journey begin!

PLEASE READ: I will not respond to messages from individuals who do not have photos in their profile. I have nothing to hide, neither should you. If you don't have a pic in your profile, then send a photo of you as an attachment in your response so I can see who I'm dealing with & see if I feel something as I hope to when you contact me. In fact, attach some pics in your email to me anyway; since I can not view profiles freely as a standard member & prefer to see regular pics (like mine) instead of tiny thumbnails. Sexy, possibly threatening photos of YOUR MAN WEAPON are also greatly appreciated & likely to get me to respond back to you even quicker! WANT TO SERIOUSLY TURN ME THE FUCK ON? Send me a photo of your hard cock in front of your computer screen with one of my photos fully visible on the screen. THERE HAS NOT BEEN A GUY YET WHO HAS DONE THIS (and done it well) WHO HAVE NOT EVENTUALLY GOTTEN TO VIOLENTLY SLAM & THEIR COCK DEEP INTO MY ABUSE-HUNGRY CUNT! How much of a fun, nymph bitch am I? (You have no clue yet, but if you play your cards right .... my pussy will suck you dryer than Vegas, Baby) !!!

DO NOT request to be on my friend list here or invite me to be on yours if we have not talked & you have not first emailed me through the system. If you email me, I will try to respond as soon as I can (if able) ... even if to let you know I'm not interested or think we're seeking different things. However, I'm often flooded with responses & sometimes it is difficult just to catch up & read them all; let alone respond to each as I wish, especially when the number that I get to read or respond back to is limited daily since I’m a standard member. If I contact you, I'm definitely interested.

Again, I may not answer the simple typical BS emails that only say "I wanna fuck you." I'm looking for emails with something of substance. If you can't grab my attention in an email, you're not likely to catch it in bed. And please don't email me CYBER STORIES about this scene or that. If I wanted to read fiction, I'd be reading Stephen King (not on this site looking for my next bad ass baby). By the way, I'm very allergic to stupid people .... so I hope you take the time to read & fully understand what I am asking of you, & what I'm truly offering in return. NO CYBER BULLSHIT ... am looking for the real deal.

Again, let the journey begin.

KISSES & VAGINAL HUGS,
LACI

P.S. To the pathetic prick or jealous bitch that obviously suggested to AdultFriendFinder some time ago that these pics weren't or couldn't be of me, I have sent them a copy of my ID & proven I'm who I have said I am. What a sad shit of a life you must be living as a confused human being, to think that someone has to be a 500 pound woman with 3 zipcodes registered to her ass to be taken seriously on this site. To the demented asswipes with their "you can't be real, a woman like you wouldn't have a problem getting a man & wouldn't be on a site like this," ... please stick your head in the toilet & flush that shit you call a brain out from between your ears!

Who said I had a problem getting a man? I have no problem getting a man, but not just any man will do! I don't need this site, but I currently elect (at the moment) to be here. I believe in effective use of my time & come here looking for very SPECIFIC types of men. Being here doesn't mean I have to be desperate or can't find guys without this site. Think of it this way. If I owned a farm full of dairy cows, sure ... I could go out & pick through & find any cow to milk that I want or feel like. Or, I can just streamline the process & go straight to a store that offers coolers after coolers of milk, in all kinds of different varieties & flavors. I'm tired of jumping the Pizza Delivery boy & UPS guy, and am on here looking for real men ... the kind of specific bad boy deviant I know is offered in every possibly variety & flavor on this site!

So, all you doubters & skeptic loser bastards ... I've proven who I am. How dare you hide behind a profile with no pic or no real or substantial info in your profile about you, & suggest that I'm not fucking real ... you may be playing games on here, there may be some as well not using their real pics, but I sent my ID to AdultFriendFinder & have proven myself. What the fuck are you hiding? What the fuck are you afraid of? I am who I say am, want what I say I want, seek what I say I desire, offer what I say I offer .... It doesn't get any more real than what I share or seek in my listing here .... fucking deal with it!

I haven't the time for or interest in bullshit. So if that is all you are on here for, or all your confused reality can embrace in your adolescent stupidity, then take it the fuck somewhere else; because it is usually the person most suggesting others to be fake that are the biggest damn fake fucks anywhere around.

Simply put:
THOSE THAT DOUBT ME, CAN DO THE FUCK WITHOUT ME !!!

P.S.S. --- (I know, "Man, I need to ram my cock down this bitch's throat ... she never fucking shuts up!") ---- Just want to say in a final note that I'm especially interested in hearing from guys that'd be interested or willing to knock me up in & just walk away (no strings, no responsibility for the kiddo, just serving as a sperm donor). So, just how openminded are you? How hardcore & brutal? How far you willing to take things? What are you willing to do to show me just how bad you want & are willing to get your hands on me & MAKE ME yours ... possibly your fucking slave bitch for life? At what length are you willing to journey to become a part of my twisted world of suck & fuck? I hope to hear from you soon, provided you've taken the time to READ & grasp the information provided herein ... & you haven't just typically seen my pics & grabbed your cock & started emailing me without taking the time to READ the info given (so as not waste your time or mine).

That said ...
(I now return you to our regularly scheduled program)

P.S.S.S. --- Okay, I swear this is going to be THE last update or message that I put on my profile, but for the sake of clarity I felt it was really important to add this for your further consideration & information. Although simple "play & sexual brutality" are the lifeblood of what I seek from guys willing to seriously give that to me in , my ultimate focus & greatest hunger at this point is to find a guy or guys who are willing to brutally & knock me up (get me pregnant) & walk away once I've got a kiddo stuffed up inside me, through the generosity of you or another brutal sperm donor).

I have a great friend & guy in my life that I currently care a great deal about & who has always been there for me through the years (more of a slave, pet, toy ... never as a boyfriend or lover, nor will it ever be permitted to take that role in my life) whom I am considering allowing to help me raise a child with, but it is incapable of giving me a child nor do I want him being the father or having a right to the child, or for him not to suffer the humiliation of being made to raise another man's child as my slave bitch ... (until, if the right guy cums along that I fully want to become THEIR 24/7 slave bitch to, at which point my slave will be discarded & no further allowed a place in my life). Until then, the guy or guys willing to help with this MAJOR persuit & ultimate goal ... they should be willing to not only get me pregnant in , but be willing to beat the slave & treat him like the pathetic piece of inferior male shit that it is in comparison to REAL men like you. It will additionally be a great warm-up for showing just how open-minded & hungry you are in wanting to not only getting your hands on me but possibly making me your owned slave bitch for life (or until you are done with me & discard me as your disposable piece of whore fuckmeat). So, where do you honestly stand & fit into this potential journey with me? SHOW ME, contact me now (ASAP); making it obviously clear that you've not only read my entire profile but you totally get it & are down for whatever the fuck it takes to make me your fucking bitch!

KISSES & VAGINAL HUGS,
LACI

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Being used & (in fantasy or reality). Recently,
I flirted with danger & lured 3 drunken Air Force guys
into me in a Taco Bell restroom late one night here
near Sheppard AFB in TX where I live.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere, at Cemetery

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, , CHOKING

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Been there, done that ... twice! Once gave incredible head
to & got brutally fingered by one (singer turned actor).
Another I gave a hand job to & got savagely tit-fucked
by; huge cock, sweetest cum I've ever tasted. Reality,
not fantasy ... won't say who.
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Some celebs I'd most like to have sex with: Angelina
Jolie, Brad Pitt, Keith Urban, Colin Farrell, Vin Diesel,
Colin Farrell, Matthew McConaughey, Colin Farrell, Jake
Gyllenhaal, Colin Farrell, Kenny Chesney, & Colin
Farrell (damn that man makes me ache ... mmmmm)!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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