UPDATE 6/1/09 I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW SO I AM ONLY HERE TO BLOG AND SOCIALIZE Check out the link to my group on Adult FriendFinder, Modesto Casual Encounters Check it out before you email me. If you want to know more about me read the links below. Clubgirls Boyfriend Squirted for the first time Ditching your date Favorite Comedians Is it better to give or receive? No strings attached is such a copout Spits or Swallows Most outrageous place you're had sex Spits or Swallows Rough Sex CLUBGIRL M&G Crocodiles To sum up my personality, I'm very outgoing, fun, sarcastic, opinionated, chill/laid back and ABSOLUTELY HATE DRAMA! If you have issues, can be controlling, over bearing, or a negative person STOP NOW, DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT….. You will be dissed and dismissed - hahah I'm interested in single men and couples. Everyone else can be a platonic friend. Joke Saudi Marriage Counselling A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. Ahmed asks, "We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together." "Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately." "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?" "No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam." "Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?" "Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!" "What about different positions?" asks the man. "Allah Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," says the Mullah. "Woman on top?" Ahmed asks. "Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah Akbar. Go for it!" "Doggy style?" "Sure! Allah Akbar!" "On the kitchen table?" "Yes, yes! Allah Akbar!" "Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?" "You may indeed. Allah Akbar!" "Can we do it standing up?" "No, absolutely not!" says the Mullah." "Why not?" asks the man. "Because that could lead to dancing!"

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NO LONGER LOOKING. I AM ONLY HERE TO BLOG AND SOCIALIZE WITH MY ONLINE FRIENDS. [bg width=100% bgcolor=deeppink border=10 bordercolor=darkblue]

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Akon, TI, etc (all main stream hip hop artists)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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