Ok, here's the deal: I luv flirting and enjoy sex on a regular basis- that said, I don't do quickies, gang bangs or one night stands- if this is what you want, please-please-please go away now! I don't appreciate grunt-emails (i.e. "you wanna f*k?") and although we both know why we're here- show some class! Believe me, a big brain impresses me way more than a big d*k. Now, if you just happen to have both....lucky me!
Ok, now that we're clear on that: I'm all about meeting and hanging out with nice, clean, fun people; I'm interested in a regular/periodic, NSA, friendship with benefits. We should be able to have a drink, catch a movie, or maybe just lay around at home and watch tv....whatever it is we do plus ALSO have great sex! I'm horribly honest & upfront (in case you hadn't noticed), quite funny and sexy to boot! If you'd like to meet me- you must first entice me with your brain (I'm a sucker for sarcasm!) and once your brain wins me over- all the rest usually fits right into place.
My Ideal Person:
Smart, funny, sexy, masculine, funny, intelligent, witty, oh yeah and funny! And I cannot emphasize this enough: good manners go a very long way! Please don't say you're going to call or show up, if you're really not going to. We're all adults- so let's act like it. Just because we're here for some fun doesn't mean manners & considerations should be ignored- give me a break and grow a set! Ok, enough bad karma....
Although I no longer reside in EP, I do visit frequently. That said, if you're interested in meeting, drop me a line and I'll see if I'm going to be in town that weekend. But keep in mind, I am definitely not available for spontaneous breakfast, lunch or dinner dates....and much less, booty calls! Again, I'm NOT looking for a one nite stand- I'm wanting something with a bit more substance. No, that doesn't mean we're gonna go and get married or anything- just a regular, NSA, cool relationship with some fun & special benefits 
***Please be kind and send a pic with your email- I promise to respond with one too!
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Way too many, but Led Zeppelin is #1!
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
An airplane, A movie theatre, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Food Play, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No, not really- I'm more into real people.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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