After 2 years on a~f~f, with an all inclusive, wordy profile, I decided to erase it all. Gone are the clever jokes and well written fantasies. Gone with the colorful descriptions of sexual encounters of the past and those not yet experienced. You'll just have to use your imagination.
In the last couple months my account has been turned off. I'm in Oregon now, for a bit, and would like to explore the possibilities. I don't want a string of one night stands, and I'm not looking for a husband. "No Strings Attached" RELATIONSHIPS are what I'm looking for.
I am feeling very displaced right now, away from my stomping grounds, and need some cheering up, good sex would really help adjust my attitude!!
My Ideal Person:
Be nice, humorous, and live close. Not old, 59 is pushing it, not fat, or teenie wheenied, anything under 6 inches I throw back. Take a minute to mentally put us together. If we don't really fit, and be honest with yourself, don't bother writing.
So the first couple weeks I got a slew of letters from up and down the state. Some perfect matches and some were just trippin, but none very serious about getting together. I met one guy that was in such a rush, he seemed the author of the the technique all us gals hate, the good ol wham bam thank you mam. Needless to say I won't be calling him again. I don't want that kind of sex, I swear guys isn't there any men out there that live within a 40 minute drive, have a nice private bedroom, no wife, and time to spend with a cute, horny, gal from out of town???
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?: A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: nope
Have you ever had cybersex?: I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.
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