I have been divorced for almost four years after over two decades of marriage. I just rejoined this crazy club in December of 2008. I have no baggage and am financially secure. No one night stands for me; I am looking for a long term relationship. And for that reason, I have not had any relationships! I am pretty sure I have reverted to a virgin. I live in a semi-remote area with very little night life and no men to even date. I am normally mistaken for being anywhere from 10 to 15 years younger than I am. I have been "retired" for a long time, but work hard around my property. I am loyal and honest to a fault, and do not play games. I came out of a sexless marriage, yet I am filled with love and passion and long for a sex filled relationship. But I am waiting for a man I adore, and do not sleep around. I am a third generation San Franciscan, but lived in Silicon Valley my whole life prior to moving to Oregon about 8 years ago. I miss my friends so much, but not the traffic. For most of the time I lived in San Jose, Sunnyvale and the Santa Cruz Mountains. Verbal or physical violence will not be tolerated, nor will lying or game playing or infidelity. I am a one man woman. Period. I come from an engineering background and am also a landscape contractor and digital photographer. I am very intelligent which can be intimidating to some men. I have never had , and have no family, and I love animals. I am blonde and am considered pretty and have a good figure. I had some severe knee problems this past few years, so need to lose about 25 to 30 pounds. There are recent and older pictures from 2006 posted. I enjoy the outdoors, and would rather be digging in the dirt and pruning trees than shopping at a mall. I am just as comfortable in old jeans and a T shirt as I am in a cocktail gown. And I look damn good in both! Thigh-high nylons are the only kind I wear, and I have such an extensive lingerie collection, I could go one month and not duplicate an outfit.

My Ideal Person Personal hygiene is very important to me. I am a two bath a day person.

IMPORTANT: If you are under 5' 10" tall, please realize you will be shorter than I am (in shoes) and I want a taller man.

If you are married, only separated or in a relationship, please do not respond. It's hard enough without having to deal with that.

If you look like you could be my father, please do not respond.

If you are more than 60 pounds overweight, please do not respond. If you are not an accomplished lover, or are impotent, very small in size, or have any sexual problems, please do not respond. My ex was impotent for the last 18 years of our marriage, and I never once made him feel less of a man, nor did I ever cheat on him. I loved him unconditionally.

If you have ex-wives or girlfriends that are stalking you, or causing you problems, please do not respond. If you have young children living with you, please do not respond. If you are a Born Again Christian and think you are going to convert me, please do not respond. If you are Radical Right, please do not respond.

I am sorry to say this, and I have never put it in writing before. So many men think they are "good looking" when in reality they were hiding under a rock when "looks" were handed out. I'm not looking for a movie star, but please do not think you are good looking when in reality you are very unattractive with an Aaron Nevill type mole on your nose.

Verbal or physical violence will not be tolerated, nor will lying or game playing or infidelity. That was worth repeating. My ex-husband had bi-polar disorder, and I mentally can't go through that again.

If you are lazy and just enjoy watching TV with a six-pack by your side, you are not my type of person. No smokers, and no alcoholics.

If you do not speak English correctly (this does not include sexy Europeans!) or can not spell or put a sentence together (again, this does not pertain to foreign born men!) please do not contact me.

I am sorry for sounding so picky, but I have belonged to several other clubs, and have gone through Hell. Not one man represented themself in an honest manner. They posted false pictures, lied about their age, height, their "single" status and would be married, and numerous other things. It has been a nightmare.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Again, too many to list. Luv Maroon 5.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I am in the arms of a gorgeous Native American in the 1800's
and he has long dark hair...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes. I'll take Mike Rowe any time he wants to come on
up to Oregon. He is funny, sexy, tall, and is such a dirty
boy!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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