Hi I'm a character & a half ..love to laugh & joke around..I tend to get along better with men than most females cuz I'm a tomboy & into sports, but enjoy the touch of a woman every now & then. I just got out of an emotional roller coaster of a stupid relationship with a mentally handicapped person, so not looking for long term as of now, but who knows... I can't really say what I'm looking for, but I do know I do NOT have a will fuck for food sign hanging around my neck, so dont send me messages saying , "lets fuck" , those will be ignored. As for myself I'm a very petite woman & its hard for me to take an extremely large man, I been told I taste like banana creme pie & as tight as a nun....lol Always laugh its good for the soul! Laughter can be better than sex depending on the sex...LMFAO Anyway, I want to get to know people before I even consider meeting, & absolutely will not meet up with any married or attatched men looking to cheat...best way to get my attention is to be sweet, genuine, & humorous. Physical appearance isnt a must , I just ask that you have all body parts & aren't the size of an ocean creature. Oh, lesbians, bi couples, or comdians,are more than welcome to apply within. I almost forgot, If you are OLD, Rich, & would like to leave me in your will, mail me your number...LMFAO Happy New Year

My Ideal Person Sweet laid back person who enjoys to laugh & somewhat intelligent. Someone drama & drug free. Just a down to earth person who isn't into games.